Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
...is a set which includes everyone here. Thank you all.
The last thing my dad said was "I love you" to my mum, which is a real comfort.
There is dark humour in many situations; the funeral director is a real comedy character. And, because he came to my mum's house, the funeral is covered by distance sale regulations; she has a seven-day cooling-off period.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell