Zedman turns Thirty

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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mh
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Lock up your toilets!
And your benches!
Nail down all the rest of your breakable stuff!

Happy birthday to our very own engine of destruction, the man who's obviously a man. :notworthy:
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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Get pished. Do what comes naturally!

:D
Cheers.
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Just like the old days

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iesus
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Destroy? Sure Happy Destroy ;D :notworthy:
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
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Silver_Owl
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Happy birthday man. :D
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As the day is long.
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get pissed and go sleep! Alle the Best! :kiss: :notworthy:
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Have a good'un!
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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happy birthday Zeno! hope you're having a wicked day! 8)
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

:bat:
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Happy Birthday Z :D
Wyrd bið ful aræd...

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One helluva Bday, Z :D :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Have a top one!
as the day is long,
rain from heaven
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I'm late, but nonetheless best to you from here ... ;D :!: ...
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