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mm crisp sarnies
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First, take a thick slice of homemade white bread.
Next, smear the bread liberally with last night's curry, chilled in the fridge.
Take a bowl and mix minced garlic, wasabi and salad cream to taste. Spoon this onto a second slice of bread.

Fasten together, sandwich style, and enjoy.

If you've got any in, you might want to put some thin slices of pickled beetroot between the two slices of bread.
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Gripper wrote:beetroot
I think I am going to be sick!
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Gripper wrote:beetroot
I think I am going to be sick!
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emilystrange wrote:mm crisp sarnies

mmm indeed, for a luxury a real treat is a pringles sandwich
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Dreamweapon wrote:
emilystrange wrote:mm crisp sarnies

mmm indeed, for a luxury a real treat is a pringles sandwich
dear lord no! what you want are some nice seabrook's crisps.
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Can't get Seabrooks in Essex. Luckily in off to Bradford in a couple of weeks.
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can't get 'em in essex?! you poor soul.
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If only that was the worst thing about Essex .... I'm just too far from home.
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emilystrange wrote:mm crisp sarnies
Monster munch sandwiches are manna from Heaven.
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SG... ehrmmm..... you are still on medication, aren't you?*LOL*
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d00mw0lf wrote:dear lord no! what you want are some nice seabrook's crisps.
Excellent call DW! :D can you still get the sweetcorn flav one's down your way, they stopped stocking them up here?
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Brown Sauce sarnies

Orange and sugar sandwiches

(am with you on the Apple ones SG...will have to try them with salad cream though)
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Debaser wrote:Brown Sauce sarnies

Orange and sugar sandwiches

(am with you on the Apple ones SG...will have to try them with salad cream though)
Not nearly as dry.................i really do recommend it
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Myself and Mrs Goth recently bought a much sought after (by us at least) Breville "Sandwich Press" - and we have used nearly every day since!

Nothing quite like a ham, cheese and tomato (with black pepper) "pressed" sandwich - all lovely and hot and melted!
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Caution is advised in The Goth household, 'tis very addictive Andy, trust me on this one.
If you need any recipes, PM me tho :lol:
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Debaser wrote:Brown Sauce sarnies
OMG I'd forgotten the delights of Brown Sauce sarnies! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
AndyTheGoth wrote:Myself and Mrs Goth recently bought a much sought after (by us at least) Breville "Sandwich Press" - and we have used nearly every day since!
I can reccomend cheese and baked-bean. But be careful they don't napalm your mouth.
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... or even recommend...

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AndyTheGoth wrote:Myself and Mrs Goth recently bought a much sought after (by us at least) Breville "Sandwich Press" - and we have used nearly every day since!

Nothing quite like a ham, cheese and tomato (with black pepper) "pressed" sandwich - all lovely and hot and melted!
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: sandwich toasters rock. seriously.

cheese and pickle toasties rule!
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markfiend wrote:
Debaser wrote:Brown Sauce sarnies
OMG I'd forgotten the delights of Brown Sauce sarnies! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
AndyTheGoth wrote:Myself and Mrs Goth recently bought a much sought after (by us at least) Breville "Sandwich Press" - and we have used nearly every day since!
I can reccomend cheese and baked-bean. But be careful they don't napalm your mouth.
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Cheese and tomato toasties rule........thought everyone knew that!!!!??
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Sexygoth wrote:Cheese and tomato toasties rule........thought everyone knew that!!!!??
Where's the onion and chili sauce, Bitch!?
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Sexygoth wrote:Cheese and tomato toasties rule........thought everyone knew that!!!!??
Where's the onion and chili sauce, Bitch!?
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S'ok emily, me and SG have an arrangement, I think?

<------ worried now :?:
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