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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
Victim of Circumstance wrote:
Pista wrote:Handwritten "the" on evilbay.

:eek:
:eek: :eek: :eek:

What is this??? And how people be so stupid to bid on such trash???
have you seen what the bid is up to? that CANNOT be real can it? i mean, is the seller actually going to get that? :eek: :eek: :eek: (x10)
I already bought that
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weebleswobble wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
Victim of Circumstance wrote: :eek: :eek: :eek:

What is this??? And how people be so stupid to bid on such trash???
have you seen what the bid is up to? that CANNOT be real can it? i mean, is the seller actually going to get that? :eek: :eek: :eek: (x10)
I already bought that
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how much did "that" cost you weebs? i once paid a fortune to secure a "thy" but the robbing twat sold me a "thigh"...mind you i was in a KFC at the time. ;D
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weebleswobble wrote:I already bought 'that'. :innocent:
You fucker Stephen! I just knew that was you. :evil:

Bine had her heart set on 'that' as her Birthday present as she wanted to pair it up with 'dass' (which I bought for our 5th anniversary) and use them as book ends.

A symbolic representation of our Anglo-German relationship.

You bastard.
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:lol: :lol:
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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:I already bought 'that'. :innocent:
You fucker Stephen! I just knew that was you. :evil:

Bine had her heart set on 'that' as her Birthday present as she wanted to pair it up with 'dass' (which I bought for our 5th anniversary) and use them as book ends.

A symbolic representation of our Anglo-German relationship.

You bastard.
I can make you similar one if you can afford it :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ya know, prices for "The" are rising these days ;D
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Two of my most prized possessions are a pair of Virgin Atlantic Official Star Wars Episode III Revenge of The Sith sick bags.

Unused. One careful owner.


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XidiouX wrote:Two of my most prized possessions are a pair of Virgin Atlantic Official Star Wars Episode III Revenge of The Sith sick bags.

Unused. One careful owner.


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Get in touch with Andrew S. He collects them

Actually. That is true :D
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Thanks for the tip, Pista. Should circumstances lead me to consider selling them, then I'll do that.


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I had a very WTF moment on my way into work yesterday.

There's a former church, now a community centre, on Cardigan Lane in Leeds. There were about 100 crows jostling for space on its roof and making an incredible amount of noise.

I think I've witnessed a parliament of fowls.
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i had one today when Michael Gove was removed as Education Secretary.
I am still in joyful shock.
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markfiend wrote:I had a very WTF moment on my way into work yesterday.

There's a former church, now a community centre, on Cardigan Lane in Leeds. There were about 100 crows jostling for space on its roof and making an incredible amount of noise.

I think I've witnessed a parliament of fowls.
the collective noun for rooks (also members of the crow family) is a parliament of rooks...and there is a behavioural phenomena of the same name according to Neil Gaiman in "the sandman".
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
markfiend wrote:I had a very WTF moment on my way into work yesterday.

There's a former church, now a community centre, on Cardigan Lane in Leeds. There were about 100 crows jostling for space on its roof and making an incredible amount of noise.

I think I've witnessed a parliament of fowls.
the collective noun for rooks (also members of the crow family) is a parliament of rooks...and there is a behavioural phenomena of the same name according to Neil Gaiman in "the sandman".
Indeed. I never expected to actually see it though ;D
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absolutely. cool as fuck. :notworthy:
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And for all I know, they could have been ravens. I'm not sure how you tell the difference.
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i think it helps to know the difference between one and a writing desk... :innocent:
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:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
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Just checked my calendar to make sure it's not April 1st : http://www.nme.com/news/the-libertines/79161
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markfiend wrote:And for all I know, they could have been ravens. I'm not sure how you tell the difference.
Yell "QUOTH"! If they turn their heads and reply "that's me!", they are ravens.

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Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:Just checked my calendar to make sure it's not April 1st : http://www.nme.com/news/the-libertines/79161
he has got a terrific body actually but i think thats where the similarities end. there have been some terribly bad casting errors made with regard to rock stars though. the guy who played rotten in sid and nancy stands out for me.
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:lol: I'd forgotten how bad he was.
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markfiend wrote::lol: I'd forgotten how bad he was.
:lol: more like Rick out of the Young Ones. To be fair, Andrew Schofield was a good stage actor though.
Ewan McGregor wasn't too convincing in Velvet Goldmine either, but there have been some good ones - Sam Riley as Ian Curtis, Ian Hart as John Lennon.
With Charles Hawtrey sadly no longer with us, who would you get to play the role of :von: in a TSOM biopic ? Perhaps Daniel Radcliffe might not be too bad a choice after all ...
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At least Ewan McGregor's singing was pretty good in Velvet Goldmine. And he has the excuse that Kurt Wilde isn't exactly meant to be Iggy. :innocent:
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I probably shouldn't have laugh hard and loud reading this, but I found this damn hilarious.
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Bartek wrote:I probably shouldn't have laugh hard and loud reading this, but I found this damn hilarious.
Oh my...
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Bartek wrote:I probably shouldn't have laugh hard and loud reading this, but I found this damn hilarious.
ffs... :roll: :lol:
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