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limur wrote: Don't need stars. We have one of these;

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Cool ... ;D ... got shirts on stock with this logo? ... :lol: ..
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Being645 wrote:
limur wrote: Don't need stars. We have one of these;

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Cool ... ;D ... got shirts on stock with this logo? ... :lol: ..
Hell yeah! You can even get tatoos if you're that dedicated. :innocent:
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Limur wrote: We have one of these;

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You wouldn't believe how hard it has been to resist the obvious reply to that !

As we're all supposed to be on the same side here, perhaps we should restrict the footie banter to German football, as I'm sure we all follow the same side there :von:
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Does it involve Sheep Shagging? 8)

I don't think all of us here support the mighty St. Pauli.
I do however. :D
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Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:
You wouldn't believe how hard it has been to resist the obvious reply to that !
You don't need to write it. I knew what it'd be. :lol:
Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:As we're all supposed to be on the same side here, perhaps we should restrict the footie banter to German football, as I'm sure we all follow the same side there :von:
We're all on the same side, my better half/mother of my children is a Fxxxxxt fan. I know nothing about German football*

*apart from the fact they win everything...
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Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:As we're all supposed to be on the same side here, perhaps we should restrict the footie banter to German football, as I'm sure we all follow the same side there.
Good shout Nik!

By mentioning, but not mentioning, TSG 1899 Hoffenheim (only 20mins down the road from your Head Coach and his local team), I'm glad to see the Industrial Groove Machine team-bonding happening before my very eyes, thanks to you. :)

You may even get a sniff at the IGM Alice band for GW1 after your post. I'm impressed. :wink:
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I am back from holidays team is ready for action - Meteora Heartland FC ;D

How do i join our league now ?? :notworthy:
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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:2 Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
4 markfiend
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7 Johnny Rev 7.0
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Pre-season training starts next Monday 04 August.

You'll all be informed, where to be. I expect 100% attendance.

iesus will join us at a later date after being excused time off due to the World Cup.
10 is free ? may i have it please ? :D
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Hope you had a super holiday and #10 is yours. :)

I've PMed you the league code, but how we're gonna fit Konstantinos Papastathopoulospoulospoulospoulos on the back of your shirt was giving me headaches. I've instructed our commercial department to go with iesus in a Brazilian nickname stylee. Hope that's Ok with you?

In one of those twists of fate, there's a user in the Fat-Bob team called GOD.

God vs. Jesus in fantasy football. I don't remember that bit in The Bible?

Mind you, I never read past Genesis where I confused the Angel Gabriel for Pete, and the rest was history. 8)
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10 iesus
11 paint it black
? Planet Dave
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So we're looking good and just waiting on Dave.

Could be worse. He could have been christened Godot.
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you should go to the end. Revelations is a corker.
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Is the site having issues?
I was on earlier & all my players appear to play for the wrong teams suddenly.
I know it's all gone a bit "storage wars" in the transfer window & it can be confusing for Liverpool right now, but I am pretty sure Sturridge isn't a Southampton player
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Just checked with a few faux transfers and everyone seems to be playing for who they should. Maybe you just hit the game during an updating phase?
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That could be it.
They all had the right colours on at least :)
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So we're both locked and loaded. 11 vs. 11. No waiting lists. This is this. :von:
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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:So we're both locked and loaded. 11 vs. 11. No waiting lists. This is this. :von:
Gie it laldy, everyone !
Is there any way of knowing which teams are HLers ? Some are obvious, others less so to my untrained eye.
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Should i use a specific color for our "Sisters Star Alliance Front" against the "Axis of Cure" or my green TOL like is fine ? :lol:

Johny, i suggest only the New Testament, the old is too many Books for history and ofc Revelations by John is a favorite classic one ;D
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Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:Is there any way of knowing which teams are HLers ? Some are obvious, others less so to my untrained eye.
In sign-up order to the league:

FC Bennweg-Zeis 1921 = Me
Damage Dunfermline = You
DarkStrange FC = emilystrange
Wilsden Reds = Planet Dave
Spiritwalkers = Mav787
Eastmids Whizzkids = eastmidswhizzkid
Tangerine Team = limur
CureRious Orange = paint it black
Kirkstall Wanderers = markfiend
LONG ISLAND UTD = Hom_Corleone
Meteora Heartland FC = iesus

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From our side

Wilgy - Faith Rovers
PaulwUK- Simply Elegant
steve- Unstuck Forest
GOD - Charlotte's Carnage
BlueHughes- Team WMS
JupiterCrash - jupitercrash power
laperouse - bern15
altendalton - Deep Green Sea Utd.
U2lemonman - Deportivo Cult Hero
figie - high town FC
catsncheese - Cheesy NotSoAthletic
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What do you want me to do? Pick a number? Whichever one's left is fine by me. Been mad mad busy and then some with work so I'm just trying to catch up with this, so far as I'm aware I've got my team picked for the first match, will have a look to make sure it's all right and proper. I'm presuming Week 1 is the first week of premier league footy, in which case it's a coupla weeks off, is that right?
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16th August, Dave.
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Pista wrote:I was on earlier & all my players appear to play for the wrong teams suddenly.
Are you looking at the pitch view? This shows who the player is playing next;

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limur wrote:
Pista wrote:I was on earlier & all my players appear to play for the wrong teams suddenly.
Are you looking at the pitch view? This shows who the player is playing next;

Liverpool; Sun - 17 Barclays Premier League Southampton H 13:30
D'oh!
You're right.
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If all the Cureheads are that switched on, this should be easy !
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And, Pista is their Head Coach. :lol:
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