We are crazier,we drink more.Happy Left-Handers day

[damagedone]

http://www.everydayhealth.com/healthy-l ... rs.aspx#01

[eastmidswhizzkid]

corky-dobbers.

[Pista]

Saw this on twitter earlier.

Left Handers of the world unite. We have nothing to lose except our terribly smudged handwriting.

[Bartek]

Do something for your other hand - jerk off right hand.

As a natural born lefty I'm pissed to read that I can be angrier because of being that way.

And f**k off with such day.

[eastmidswhizzkid]

long before i started using a computer mouse daily i had adopted the practice of wanking with my left-hand even though i am naturally right-handed. wasn't that lucky?

[Bartek]

Interesting fuckt, thanks for sharing .
I'm using mouse with my right hand, but I can use both hands on this. I can't throw my left and (to be more precise I throw like a girl).

[EvilBastard]

Luddites, the lot of you! I've got one of these which means I can keep both hands free for wanking and sometimes put the 2nd XI in to bat.

As it were.

[damagedone]

all is well while your dicks are not strictly designed for right hand only

[million voices]

You have your own fighter pilot to wank you off?

[Bartek]

Toss off with that wanking talk. Both hands on desk.

[EvilBastard]

You have your own fighter pilot to wank you off?

Since the government is "hard up" for the odd billion quids, they're open to offers from the private sector to help make ends meet. And I've always fancied men in uniform.

[eastmidswhizzkid]

help make ends meet. ... always fancied men in uniform.

some sort of docking protocol?

and your new-fangled helmet's all very well but my gnarly ol' german one has never let me down (except perhaps when i've caught it in a zip...)

[Purple Light]

I'm a full on lefty. Tried doing "that" with my right hand. No go.

[markfiend]

Oh dear. Trust you lot to lower the tone.

As it happens, I use my mouse left-handed... to try to stave off RSI damage to my right wrist.

You bunch of dirty-minded bastards

[EvilBastard]

You bunch of dirty-minded bastards

I blame Teh Internets

[paint it black]

help make ends meet. ... always fancied men in uniform.

some sort of docking protocol?

and your new-fangled helmet's all very well but my gnarly ol' german one has never let me down (except perhaps when i've caught it in a zip...)

docking protocol now available

http://gizmodo.com/5878901/confirmed-fl ... u-can-bone

[paint it black]

i was happy from my first pair of left handed scissors; always the simple things in life

[eastmidswhizzkid]

help make ends meet. ... always fancied men in uniform.

some sort of docking protocol?

and your new-fangled helmet's all very well but my gnarly ol' german one has never let me down (except perhaps when i've caught it in a zip...)

docking protocol now available

http://gizmodo.com/5878901/confirmed-fl ... u-can-bone

for the price of an i-pad i would expect an actual woman.

[EvilBastard]

some sort of docking protocol?

and your new-fangled helmet's all very well but my gnarly ol' german one has never let me down (except perhaps when i've caught it in a zip...)

docking protocol now available

http://gizmodo.com/5878901/confirmed-fl ... u-can-bone

for the price of an i-pad i would expect an actual woman.

Ah, but you get Siri, who is everything you could ask for in a woman, and more...

[Johnny Rev 7.0]

li had adopted the practice of wanking with my left-hand even though i am naturally right-handed.

Feels like someone else.

Innit.

[eastmidswhizzkid]

allegedly.