FPL GW1: Preview, update and review (Deadline: 11:30 16Aug)

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8 points from ivanovic making him my highest scoring player this GW...far more than my captain (so there may be a and change there soon). that gives me an FPL average of 36 points. the leagues not been updated yet tho.
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Pista wrote: Bit surprised at Courtois starting, but he is a damn fine keeper.
Surprised ? I was gutted. I have Hull's McGregor and his 14 points now stranded on the bench. Fortunately I have Schurrle and Ivanovic to soften the blow. :twisted:
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the leagues updated as well now. i've got 38 points now thanks to a bonus and i'm 13th in our league.
talking of which, are we using an accumulative points score as the difference betwween the two teams or what? is there going to be a regularly updated way of seeing which team is winning? :?:
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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:
markfiend wrote:Still points to come in from the Burnley/Chelsea match don't forget. The table may change substantially after that ;)
You're learning Young Grasshopper:

"He who sees with an open eye,
Is no longer blind."

Should have stuck some shit about cherry blossom and rivers running, in there as well, but ran out of time. Sorry! :lol:
laperouse wrote:I hope that Fabregas and Schürrle will give me some additional lift off today.
Don't think Schürrle will even be in the squad as he's just come back from his "I won the World Cup" holiday and only resumed training last week.

But welcome, laperouse and thank you! :)
Glad that Schürrle was pretty much present... And Fabregas even more... :D

Looking forward for next game. Glad to be here. :)
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i think i need a new defender...
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Well played everyone :notworthy:

The scores on the doors ladles & jellyspoons
The Industrial Groove Machine 411 pts
Eleven Imaginary Boys 478 pts

Standings after GW1 as follows

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mutter mutter mutter I knew I should have had Rooney as captain.
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We might be 67 pts behind (already) but we are playing a man short so I'd count GW 1 as a moral victory for HL. We could ask :von: to make up the numbers but he's probably more interested in the result of tonight's Evostik League derby between Farsley and Ossett. :roll:
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i'm fairly happy with that.
might be the last time i say so, but at least i got to say it once!
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it's perfectly possible that his painted blackness (or whoever replaces him) could have scored 67 or more -Laperouse did. so -fairly balanced so far i'd say. 8)
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Yep, 67 points at this early stage is a slender lead indeed

Hey! That rhymes :D
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:it's perfectly possible that his painted blackness (or whoever replaces him) could have scored 67 or more -Laperouse did. so -fairly balanced so far i'd say. 8)
Only 57 but with Costa on the bench as no internet where we are in the Dales
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A terribly late rely from me, and my apologises. :oops:

Big kudos to The Cure for their win. :notworthy:

So bern15 - laperouse now wears the Yellow Jersey as our leader of the pack.

But also, a special shout-out to laperouse for even taking the time to cross-over, engage us in banter and then... crush us. :cry:

But it's been fun, so see you all again next GW in TCC. :)

Elsewhere, the general banter FPL thread on HL is back.

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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Lock it Marko. :wink:
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