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markfiend wrote: Also, the curebois coming over here will get a custom rank of 11 Imaginary Boys.

& all your players have a custom title as Industrial Groove Machine now :D
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:notworthy: ta
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emilystrange wrote:have they got a Girl too? quis es?
We have two, actually. 8)
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And another one time: I really like to underline how glad I am regarding this "intersection" with Heartland. Hope that lot of you will come to TCC and stay a little bit longer, and vice versa, of course, so that pista (steve) will be stripped of those exclusive privileges to connect both worlds... :)
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Oi!

What privileges?

:lol:
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laperouse wrote:
emilystrange wrote:have they got a Girl too? quis es?
We have two, actually. 8)
Sorry! Who's the other one? I'm still finding my way around TCC. :)
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Pista wrote:What privileges?
Indeed. I seem to remember a post on TCC where they just wait for you to go to bed... and then sort out the mess you've left behind. Allegedly. :innocent:
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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:
Pista wrote:What privileges?
Indeed. I seem to remember a post on TCC where they just wait for you to go to bed... and then sort out the mess you've left behind. Allegedly. :innocent:
Now it all makes sense

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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:
laperouse wrote:
emilystrange wrote:have they got a Girl too? quis es?
We have two, actually. 8)
Sorry! Who's the other one? I'm still finding my way around TCC. :)
Jupitercrash. :D
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Pista wrote:
Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:
Pista wrote:What privileges?
Indeed. I seem to remember a post on TCC where they just wait for you to go to bed... and then sort out the mess you've left behind. Allegedly. :innocent:
Now it all makes sense

:lol:
So, our conspiracy is revealed then... :)
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2 transfers made and i hope i will move from the last position in the next matchday :urff:

my apologies for my bad start :oops: :notworthy:
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iesus wrote:2 transfers made and i hope i will move from the last position in the next matchday :urff:

my apologies for my bad start :oops: :notworthy:
Early days yet. But the only way is up :D
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In honour of Fat Bob, I have compiled a team of footballers who would make the Cure leader less self-conscious about his impressive girth :

1. Tommy Lawrence (Liverpool keeper of 60s/70s nicknamed the "flying pig")
2. Neil Ruddock
3. Micky Droy
4. Jan Molby
5. Andy Reid
6. Ade Akinfenwa
7. Robert Smith
8. Micky Quinn
9. Mark Yardley
10. Ronaldo (Brazil)
11. Francis Lee
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That's all very well but what about the cat on his head?

:von: is only jealous cos he can't grow the hair any more. ;D
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someone was waffling on the radio earlier about making a team out of the Doctors.
who's in goal then? Colin Baker?
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I'd go for a taller one.
Pertwee maybe :D
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Industrial Groove Machine are pleased to confirm* the signing of Schmed. Therefore we will be 11 vs. 11 for GW2. :notworthy:
* Subject to a medical and agreeing personal terms.
Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Schmed is a FPL player that we have admired for a very long time. Or at least the last three days. Negotiations have been complex but we feel he'll bring a new dynamic to the squad, and the forum, and get us back up to parity against the Fat Bob Infidels.
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Who's that Fat Bob ? ;D

Btw, welcome Schmed :D
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25pts off three players. Get in
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i've not had a good week... 3 to play tomorrow, but not very impressed.
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It's been a strange (no pun intended) GW.

I've shot my bolt as I have no players involved in MNF. So all my green arrows will slowly change to red.

Hey ho, and we move on.
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is average points of 28 in a GW low?
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Yes. Chugging out 50pts per GW is the Nigel average. Chugging out 60+ pts per GW gets you into nose-bleed territory.

You've still got Kompany, Skrtel and Sterling to go tomorrow, so hang tough.
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emilystrange wrote:is average points of 28 in a GW low?
They don't recalculate the average until late in the day. So that will be the position after Saturday's matches.
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