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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Johnny Boy wrote:Wandering around the office I noticed a lot of alt and tabbing going on whenever I got near to anyones work station. Then I twigged all the staff were playing this damn game!

'Anyone beat 587?' I shouted

* guilty silence *

'Yah!' Ashamed to say I went into 'competitive dad' (boss) mode ... :oops:
LMAO!!! That is too funny. Now tell us all JB, how the REST of your office got hold of this game? :?:

BTW..Izzy is ahead now!
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Black Planet wrote: Now tell us all JB, how the REST of your office got hold of this game? :?:
They obviously got bored downloading porn.
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Which is quite understandable.
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493.6 - which is not to bad - IMHO

BTW - has anyone here ever eaten "penguin" - I only ask out of interest! ;-)
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Talk to Izzy. Good job btw.
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AndyTheGoth wrote:BTW - has anyone here ever eaten "penguin" - I only ask out of interest! ;-)
I once asked a friend about this, as there is a whole colony of penguins here stinking up a lovely beach. He reckoned that you can't eat any sea birds as their diet is too salty. :roll: :roll:
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Don't know about penguin, but I've seen puffin on a menu in Iceland before. Whale, too, and reindeer.

Sadly I couldn't afford to eat in an Icelandic restaurant (hell, I've only won the lottery once in my life!) so I had to pass on the opportunity.
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andymackem wrote:Don't know about penguin, but I've seen puffin on a menu in Iceland before. Whale, too, and reindeer.

Sadly I couldn't afford to eat in an Icelandic restaurant (hell, I've only won the lottery once in my life!) so I had to pass on the opportunity.
did you win a quid?
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Black Planet wrote:Talk to Izzy. Good job btw.
*MUFFLE* ?

Pfenfwin? Nwefer eafen if im why fwole lifwe...

*PFTEW!!* <---- (almost choking on left flipper)

:innocent:

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Sexygoth wrote:
andymackem wrote:Don't know about penguin, but I've seen puffin on a menu in Iceland before. Whale, too, and reindeer.

Sadly I couldn't afford to eat in an Icelandic restaurant (hell, I've only won the lottery once in my life!) so I had to pass on the opportunity.
did you win a quid?
£10, actually. Mr big shot, me. :lol:
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hallucienate wrote:http://ogc.ath.cx/files/tmp/pingu.htm

my current record is 538.5
forget penguin-bashing - try dolphin epilepsy
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RicheyJames wrote:
hallucienate wrote:http://ogc.ath.cx/files/tmp/pingu.htm

my current record is 538.5
forget penguin-bashing - try dolphin epilepsy
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RicheyJames wrote:forget penguin-bashing - try dolphin epilepsy
I've burnt my retinas!
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I wanted to be shocked and appalled by this one, but for some reason it's strangely addictive. Not for cat lovers with no sense of humour!

http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/cks2/index2.html
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Again I suck. Must practice more.....
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Damn you Hal!!!! It's highly addictive! You bastard.

Got to level 4...ahem...must kill more pussy. ;) LOL
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the penguin game can now be found here: http://homepage.mac.com/zeekaa/.Pictures/pinguin.swf
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upped my personal best to 567.9 :)

make that 588.3
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it's back! with added landmines :twisted:
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I was gonna say how sick and replusive this 'new' version is. Then I had a lucky hit, hit four landmines and clocked up 724.40. Neat game. :wink:
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910.7 :eek: it's a wonder there was anything left of the lil feller
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942.2--Explosive!
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1056.60! Unfortunately watching it happen was like watching a Polanski meets Peckenpah movie and I feel quite ill. :urff:
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It's not flash, but it's been entertaining me for the last ten minutes...

http://blackdog4kids.com/games/word/martin.mamo/

or

http://www.mbhs.edu/~bconnell/cgi-bin/anagram.cgi

anagram fun - my good lady friend came out as "salami wrinkle".

how we laughed. :P
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sisters of mercy:

firm soy secrets

ahem.
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