Baby, buy an anaconda...

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Whatever float his boat. I can't see ANY good reason to do this, but nowadays fame is much more important than pretty everything. Anyhow, good luck, and it certainly will get lots of media attention.
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It is already done. They are on the final production stages for the documentary in Discovery channel.
Sad to hear that they slice an anaconda to get the idiot back :roll:
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iesus wrote: Sad to hear that they slice an anaconda to get the idiot back :roll:
seconded. it's a fucking disgrace. :evil:
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:eek: They've cut the anaconda up for this nonsense? C'mon! :evil:
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All this seems like a waste of a good anaconda
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I thought anacondas crushed the living fcuk out of the things it catches before it eats them
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the dude had a special suit made...
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radiojamaica wrote:the dude had a special suit made...
Suit of Armour?..its going to be difficult too swallow.
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I see what you did there. :lol:

But yeah, killing an anaconda just for "entertainment" is disgraceful.
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iesus wrote:I feel nostalgic for the days where everything had it's correct role in nature.
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... ;D :lol: ... yess ... but obviously nowadays it's rather entertainment or death ... :? :( ...

I wonder. Are there no animal rights laws to stop such idiocies ... :evil: :( :( ...
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It seems that if they gain more money with all anaconda dead, then there is no chance for anaconda :|
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