25/11/2014 - 8 Signs

NEW RULES: One thread per day only. If there's a thread for today already started, post on that. And if there isn't? Then you get to start one. Aren't you the lucky one?
Post Reply
User avatar
iesus
Overbomber
Posts: 4456
Joined: 15 Mar 2006, 11:15
Location: x-EU

8 Signs Your Cat is Trying to Kill You!

Deadly cute :lol: :notworthy:
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Top
User avatar
Being645
Wiki Wizard
Posts: 15274
Joined: 09 Apr 2009, 12:54
Location: reconstruction status: whatever the f**k

Hah, cats ... ;D ;D ;D ... :lol: ...

True is though, that cat bites are extremely dangerous, second to human bites ... :eek: ...
Top
User avatar
rien
Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 337
Joined: 22 Sep 2014, 22:44
Contact:
Contact rien

Being645 wrote:Hah, cats ... ;D ;D ;D ... :lol: ...

True is though, that cat bites are extremely dangerous, second to human bites ... :eek: ...
Yeah, a friend of mine recently had her leg savaged by her neurotic cat and had to go to the hospital at least twice, once for tetanus shots and a cast, and once again because she had a bad reaction to the antibiotics.

Basically, most mammals' mouths are full of bacteria you wouldn't want in your bloodstream. I mean, you wouldn't want any foreign bacteria in your bloodstream anyway, I guess.

(I was going to add the bit about komodo dragon bites, but then I googled it and it turns out it's not true.)
“Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.�
Top
User avatar
Being645
Wiki Wizard
Posts: 15274
Joined: 09 Apr 2009, 12:54
Location: reconstruction status: whatever the f**k

rien wrote:
Being645 wrote:Hah, cats ... ;D ;D ;D ... :lol: ...

True is though, that cat bites are extremely dangerous, second to human bites ... :eek: ...
Yeah, a friend of mine recently had her leg savaged by her neurotic cat and had to go to the hospital at least twice, once for tetanus shots and a cast, and once again because she had a bad reaction to the antibiotics.

Basically, most mammals' mouths are full of bacteria you wouldn't want in your bloodstream. I mean, you wouldn't want any foreign bacteria in your bloodstream anyway, I guess.

(I was going to add the bit about komodo dragon bites, but then I googled it and it turns out it's not true.)
Oh I adore komodo dragons, I'd love to watch them in their environment (from safe distance) ... and cats, obviously ... ;D ...

As to the latter, my mother had to spend two weeks in hospital recently, with two operations on her hand necessary to avoid amputation ...
just because or dear little "tiger" didn't like the way it was touched ... and made the molester aware ... :innocent:
Top
Bartek
Underneath the Rock
Posts: 6141
Joined: 17 Sep 2005, 10:47

Cats are bastards!
Top
User avatar
Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
Overbomber
Posts: 2485
Joined: 04 Aug 2011, 23:35
Location: Scotland
Contact:
Contact Nikolas Vitus Lagartija

Bartek wrote:Cats are bastards!
A heretical comment in TSOM circles. :evil:
Top
User avatar
rien
Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 337
Joined: 22 Sep 2014, 22:44
Contact:
Contact rien

Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:
Bartek wrote:Cats are bastards!
A heretical comment in TSOM circles. :evil:
Well, they are, but that's why we love them ;)
“Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.�
Top
User avatar
Being645
Wiki Wizard
Posts: 15274
Joined: 09 Apr 2009, 12:54
Location: reconstruction status: whatever the f**k

Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:
Bartek wrote:Cats are bastards!
A heretical comment in TSOM circles. :evil:
Indeed, Bartek ... :twisted: ;D ... :lol: :kiss: ...

Image
rien wrote: Well, they are, but that's why we love them ;)
Image ... Utterly Bastard Groovy ...
Top
Bartek
Underneath the Rock
Posts: 6141
Joined: 17 Sep 2005, 10:47

Well, currently I'm in home where are four (4) cats, but I'm from home where is a dog (BTW., she has 2 cats on her score). Point is: I see cats in real life and I'm still not a big supporter of that beasts, however I'm tolerate them. :wink:
Top
User avatar
Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
Overbomber
Posts: 2485
Joined: 04 Aug 2011, 23:35
Location: Scotland
Contact:
Contact Nikolas Vitus Lagartija

This is probably the most dynamic debate on HL since a certain person got banned !
Top
User avatar
Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
Overbomber
Posts: 2485
Joined: 04 Aug 2011, 23:35
Location: Scotland
Contact:
Contact Nikolas Vitus Lagartija

A very strange TSOM/cats related video here ...
http://instagram.com/firewalkwithhme/?u ... aign=video
Top
User avatar
iesus
Overbomber
Posts: 4456
Joined: 15 Mar 2006, 11:15
Location: x-EU

OMG
VEGAN CAT FOOD it writes in the can or i have something in my eyes? :lol:

did they ask the cats if they choose to become vegan? or the cats ask them to buy that vegan thing ? :)

and the mice ? do they count ? do the cats have more reasons to hunt for their meat if their house has only vegan food ? :innocent:
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Top
User avatar
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
Posts: 21181
Joined: 11 Nov 2003, 10:55
Location: st custards
Contact:
Contact markfiend

Cats simply cannot live on a vegan diet. I think you're right iesus, people who feed "vegan cat food" to their cats will quickly have their cat eating elsewhere.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
Top
User avatar
Pista
Cureboi
Posts: 17629
Joined: 25 Jun 2006, 15:03
Location: Lost In A Forest
Contact:
Contact Pista

markfiend wrote:Cats simply cannot live on a vegan diet. I think you're right iesus, people who feed "vegan cat food" to their cats will quickly have their cat eating elsewhere.
I think Millhouse would happily eat Wotsits all the time if he could.
Even if he has no teeth.
Cheers.
Steve
Just like the old days
TheCureCommunity
Top
User avatar
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
Posts: 21181
Joined: 11 Nov 2003, 10:55
Location: st custards
Contact:
Contact markfiend

But are Wotsits vegan? :lol:
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
Top
User avatar
Pista
Cureboi
Posts: 17629
Joined: 25 Jun 2006, 15:03
Location: Lost In A Forest
Contact:
Contact Pista

markfiend wrote:But are Wotsits vegan? :lol:
I just read the ingredients & you're right.
They have some sort of milk by product in there (allegedly) :eek:
Cheers.
Steve
Just like the old days
TheCureCommunity
Top
User avatar
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
Posts: 21181
Joined: 11 Nov 2003, 10:55
Location: st custards
Contact:
Contact markfiend

Pista wrote:
markfiend wrote:But are Wotsits vegan? :lol:
I just read the ingredients & you're right.
They have some sort of milk by product in there (allegedly) :eek:
Lucky guess :lol:
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
Top
User avatar
EvilBastard
Overbomber
Posts: 3934
Joined: 01 Feb 2006, 17:48
Location: Where the Ruined Tower shouts

markfiend wrote:Cats simply cannot live on a vegan diet. I think you're right iesus, people who feed "vegan cat food" to their cats will quickly have their cat eating elsewhere.
Especially if "eating elsewhere" is a euphemism for "dead" - Captain Snugglesworth and his ilk are one of the few species that can't syntheise taurine for themselves, so need to get it from eating animals. Worth noting that dog food doesn't have significant amounts of taurine in it, so it's not a suitable substitute for cat food.

But chicken-liver flavour Wotsits are appropriate - lots of taurine in chicken livers. Omnomnomnomnom. Which probably explains why The Cap'n has a tendency to lick my crackers if I leave them within reach. :?
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Top
User avatar
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
Posts: 21181
Joined: 11 Nov 2003, 10:55
Location: st custards
Contact:
Contact markfiend

EvilBastard wrote:Especially if "eating elsewhere" is a euphemism for "dead"
Well, indeed.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
Top
User avatar
Pista
Cureboi
Posts: 17629
Joined: 25 Jun 2006, 15:03
Location: Lost In A Forest
Contact:
Contact Pista

Chicken liver flavoured wotsits?
what? :eek:

It's bad enough trying to eat the bog standard cheese ones when Millouse is in the room.
Chicken liver ones would spark furmageddon.
Cheers.
Steve
Just like the old days
TheCureCommunity
Top
User avatar
Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
Overbomber
Posts: 2485
Joined: 04 Aug 2011, 23:35
Location: Scotland
Contact:
Contact Nikolas Vitus Lagartija

The popularity of this thread is proof that after General Chat and Sisters Chat we need a Cat Chat section of the Forum. It's what Spiggy would have wanted ...
Top
User avatar
iesus
Overbomber
Posts: 4456
Joined: 15 Mar 2006, 11:15
Location: x-EU

Houdini Cat

too cute to not share it

:)

and for the fans with free time ahead
21 minutes of funny cats 2014 compilation of best HD 720p :notworthy:
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Top
User avatar
rien
Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 337
Joined: 22 Sep 2014, 22:44
Contact:
Contact rien

iesus wrote:Houdini Cat

too cute to not share it

:)
Brilliant and not at all surprising.

If cats every evolve thumbs, we are so, so screwed.
“Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.�
Top
User avatar
Pista
Cureboi
Posts: 17629
Joined: 25 Jun 2006, 15:03
Location: Lost In A Forest
Contact:
Contact Pista

rien wrote:
If cats every evolve thumbs, we are so, so screwed.
At least they'd be able to open their own tins of food :D
Cheers.
Steve
Just like the old days
TheCureCommunity
Top
User avatar
rien
Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 337
Joined: 22 Sep 2014, 22:44
Contact:
Contact rien

Pista wrote:
rien wrote:
If cats every evolve thumbs, we are so, so screwed.
At least they'd be able to open their own tins of food :D
Which is probably exactly why they haven't done so yet: delegation/slavery ;D
“Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.�
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Joke of the Day”