More Pennies In Eldritch's Back Pocket
- eastmidswhizzkid
- Faster Than The Light Of Speed
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come dine with me, channel 4: yesterday "this corrosion" and today "temple of love '92" used as background music.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
This could head back into The Kitchens Of Mercy territory if we're not careful
Waiting for another wok...Pista wrote:This could head back into The Kitchens Of Mercy territory if we're not careful
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
Next step is this i thinkmh wrote:Waiting for another wok...Pista wrote:This could head back into The Kitchens Of Mercy territory if we're not careful
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
FTFYmh wrote:while we're waiting for the next wok to arrive...Pista wrote:This could head back into The Kitchens Of Mercy territory if we're not careful
“Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.�
Yeah yeah yeah utensil be the one....
and her tea pot moves like the sea ...
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
- Purple Light
- Slight Overbomber
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A Rock And A Hard Plate?
Crash And Bun?
Crash And Bun?
“I got lost in the mirror, wondering what could have been, I couldn’t help but kill her, but I couldn’t kill the dream.”
Wok Away
No Time To Fry
Poisson Door
Detonation Boulangerie
Under The Bun
(so that's what he meant by "nothing but the knife to live for".)
No Time To Fry
Poisson Door
Detonation Boulangerie
Under The Bun
(so that's what he meant by "nothing but the knife to live for".)
“Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.�
Would he boil a pot of water
If he couldn't walk away?
And would you
Would you carry the torch
For tea?
If he couldn't walk away?
And would you
Would you carry the torch
For tea?
The Sisters of mercy Oven Glove
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- Amphetamine Filth
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Least the tea towels will be put to good use.
'Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future'- Oscar Wilde
I'll see you tomorrow.
I'll see you tomorrow.
The People's Republic Of Yorkshire Puddings
- radiojamaica
- Overbomber
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Kiss the Carrot
in dub we trust
96 below the microwave
You you you you you could be the one to have your garlic pressed
Sieving grounds
There's a Waitrose above me and the pressure cooker's still on
You you you you you could be the one to have your garlic pressed
Sieving grounds
There's a Waitrose above me and the pressure cooker's still on
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
- markfiend
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I'm tempted to delete this topic for the sake of humanity
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
I think that's precisely why it must be preservedmarkfiend wrote:I'm tempted to delete this topic for the sake of humanity
We need all the loaves that we can't get to.
“Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.�
rien wrote:
We need all the loaves that we can't get to.
She will she will she will bake my bread today.
Was ich kann und was ich kochen
Was ich göre nicht mehr
i had a steak in the pan and a ticket to Syria
Was ich göre nicht mehr
i had a steak in the pan and a ticket to Syria
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Please tell me you looked that up. *I* had to look that up (but probably because I thought you meant "garen" and not "gären"...).iesus wrote:göre
Happiness is a loaded crouton and a
crumpet is better by far.
“Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.�
yeap i meant "gären" thought it was a good one with "gar" in the originalrien wrote:Please tell me you looked that up. *I* had to look that up (but probably because I thought you meant "garen" and not "gären"...).iesus wrote:göre
gar , garen you know
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."