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zigeunerweisen
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A couple was interviewed for a tv show because they were married for 50 years and never had a fight. The reporter asks the wife:

-But you never fought? Ever? Really?
-No, never.
-How did this happen?
-Well, when we married my husband had a horse. It was the ceature he loved the most on this world. In our honeymoon we decided to go for a ride in a trolley pulled by his horse. After a few yards the poor thing tripped. My husband looked at him and said,
One
A few yards ahead he tripped again. My husband looked at him and said,
Two
The third time the horse tripped he reached for his gun and shot him five times. I was so scared, i asked him:
-Why did you do that for?
He lloked at me and said,
One

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Is this today's thread?

Anyway, it seems that they are making a film of Harold Shipman's life.

"The Old Dear Hunter"
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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good one!
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