Would you like to see one? I know I would, if they did it right.
It couldn't be a long one though, given the amount of public knowledge on andrews life.
if so, what would you like to see in the film? Who do you think could portray Mr. Von? What about the marx and hussey?
I've been thinking about it, and I could see one actually being quite entertaining in a Velvet Goldmine meets Withnail and I sorta way.
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A man with a fictitious grin pondered the terrain in which he flooded with anguish, for this is England. The lion cannot be tamed, this is the game.
"When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."
A biopic of should go totally overboard. Portray him as popular mythology has him, milk all the cliches and myths as much as possible, and blow the tiniest rumours totally out of proportion.
That's the only way to do it.
A biopic of should go totally overboard. Portray him as popular mythology has him, milk all the cliches and myths as much as possible, and blow the tiniest rumours totally out of proportion.
That's the only way to do it.
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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That's Hollywood Biopics, I assume? no, not like that.mh wrote:"When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."
A biopic of should go totally overboard. Portray him as popular mythology has him, milk all the cliches and myths as much as possible, and blow the tiniest rumours totally out of proportion.
That's the only way to do it.
A man with a fictitious grin pondered the terrain in which he flooded with anguish, for this is England. The lion cannot be tamed, this is the game.
Can Chris Corner act?
Wait. JOHNNY DEPP. It would be hilarious!
Alfie Allen would have the cheekbones... and the teeth... he's way too burly, though.
(all of these are a similar height. Yes, I checked.)
Oh! Burn Gorman! Bit too tall, though...
Wait. JOHNNY DEPP. It would be hilarious!
Alfie Allen would have the cheekbones... and the teeth... he's way too burly, though.
(all of these are a similar height. Yes, I checked.)
Oh! Burn Gorman! Bit too tall, though...
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No, exactly like that. It should be gonzoid, overblown, bombastic, pretentious, and if Bruce Willis plus explosions don't appear at least 5 times then somebody isn't doing their job.LyanvisAberrant wrote:no, not like that.
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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I heard he's doing a pron film:
A c*ck in a soft place....
A c*ck in a soft place....
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Oh dear, the puns thread has started leaking. Soon all threads are going to be puns based on TSoM lyrics/titles.weebleswobble wrote:I heard he's doing a pron film:
A c*ck in a soft place....
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Nobody could do it in a way I'd like to see it ... on the other hand, in that way nobody should do it, anyway ...LyanvisAberrant wrote:Would you like to see one? I know I would, if they did it right.
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mh wrote:No, exactly like that. It should be gonzoid, overblown, bombastic, pretentious, and if Bruce Willis plus explosions don't appear at least 5 times then somebody isn't doing their job.LyanvisAberrant wrote:no, not like that.
I'm with you on that, Michael. I think
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Good documentary would be enough.
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Well it's good to see everyone has a positive attitude.
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Have just been a sent a link to this ...LyanvisAberrant wrote:Would you like to see one? I know I would, if they did it ...
I've been thinking about it...
http://www.starnow.co.uk/Casting-Calls/ ... biopic.htm
At first I thought it was you behind this, @Lyanvis Aberrant, but then I noticed the alleged height of the subject and wondered if was funding a vanity project.
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Does the Fav still have a pool table, if it does film it there to the soundtrack of Cat People and Uncertain Smile lol, then off to the Warehouse
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Bloody hell you found that quick. Yeah, I'm behind that. It's for a friends film making portfolio and I'm producing. And yeah, I didn't really think the hight would matter too much. I don't want to stop people from auditioning just coz they're not midgetsNikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:Have just been a sent a link to this ...LyanvisAberrant wrote:Would you like to see one? I know I would, if they did it ...
I've been thinking about it...
http://www.starnow.co.uk/Casting-Calls/ ... biopic.htm
At first I thought it was you behind this, @Lyanvis Aberrant, but then I noticed the alleged height of the subject and wondered if was funding a vanity project.
A man with a fictitious grin pondered the terrain in which he flooded with anguish, for this is England. The lion cannot be tamed, this is the game.
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No pool tables in the Fav any more. I don't know how long it is since you were there but it's unrecognisable now compared to what it was like in the early 90s.Swinnow wrote:Does the Fav still have a pool table, if it does film it there to the soundtrack of Cat People and Uncertain Smile lol, then off to the Warehouse
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Good luck with the project and well done for being prepared to have a go. Any chance we'll get to see it when it's done ?LyanvisAberrant wrote:Bloody hell you found that quick. Yeah, I'm behind that. It's for a friends film making portfolio and I'm producing. And yeah, I didn't really think the hight would matter too much. I don't want to stop people from auditioning just coz they're not midgetsNikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:Have just been a sent a link to this ...LyanvisAberrant wrote:Would you like to see one? I know I would, if they did it ...
I've been thinking about it...
http://www.starnow.co.uk/Casting-Calls/ ... biopic.htm
At first I thought it was you behind this, @Lyanvis Aberrant, but then I noticed the alleged height of the subject and wondered if was funding a vanity project.
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10 other sisters-related porno's:weebleswobble wrote:I heard he's doing a pron film:
A c*ck in a soft place....
Kiss The Cum,Pet* (*geordie-interest)
Body And Arsehole
Wank Away
Fist And Ass And Always
Jism Thing
Golden Rain From Heaven
Cum Together
Will I Cream?
Sixty-nine While Nine
I Have Slept With All The Girls In Berlin (and gobbled off a donkey).
i really and truly wish i were sorry...
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:10 other sisters-related porno's:weebleswobble wrote:I heard he's doing a pron film:
A c*ck in a soft place....
Kiss The Cum,Pet* (*geordie-interest)
Body And Arsehole
Wank Away
Fist And Ass And Always
Jism Thing
Golden Rain From Heaven
Cum Together
Will I Cream?
Sixty-nine While Nine
I Have Slept With All The Girls In Berlin (and gobbled off a donkey).
i really and truly wish i were sorry...
you do realise that under the new UK porn laws most of those would be deemed illegal
Just one of the pesky kids
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I prefer any Drafi Deutscher biopic.
guns & cars & accidents
I will love my fellow maneastmidswhizzkid wrote:10 other sisters-related porno's:weebleswobble wrote:I heard he's doing a pron film:
A c*ck in a soft place....
Kiss The Cum,Pet* (*geordie-interest)
Body And Arsehole
Wank Away
Fist And Ass And Always
Jism Thing
Golden Rain From Heaven
Cum Together
Will I Cream?
Sixty-nine While Nine
I Have Slept With All The Girls In Berlin (and gobbled off a donkey).
i really and truly wish i were sorry...
Then we'll have a threesome and I'll love yours
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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Well, at least someones showing an ounce of possitivity. Yes, it's gonna be on youtube. Just bare in mind, at the moment all we're making is a trailer, just to get the interest up enough to get enough people in on making the bloody film.Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:Good luck with the project and well done for being prepared to have a go. Any chance we'll get to see it when it's done ?LyanvisAberrant wrote:Bloody hell you found that quick. Yeah, I'm behind that. It's for a friends film making portfolio and I'm producing. And yeah, I didn't really think the hight would matter too much. I don't want to stop people from auditioning just coz they're not midgetsNikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote: Have just been a sent a link to this ...
http://www.starnow.co.uk/Casting-Calls/ ... biopic.htm
At first I thought it was you behind this, @Lyanvis Aberrant, but then I noticed the alleged height of the subject and wondered if was funding a vanity project.
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@LyanvisAberrant I don't think anyone realised from your original post that this was an actual project, rather than a theoretical fantasy, hence some of the more flippant answers. Looking forward to seeing the trailer. Will you be using quotes for the voice-over ?