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But he does go to heaven...

Any interest in the rest of the joke, or will it put too many noses out of joint?
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Actually it is posted back in 2005 ;D

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I really liked the "What do you get when you cross Lee Iococca with a vampire?" one it was pretty cool for that time back :lol:
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Interesting, I heard the joke at least 20 years ago. Happy I didn't bother typing the whole thing.
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Still as lame as 20 years ago ...
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paul wrote:Still as lame as 20 years ago ...
agreed. having just re-read it i did wonder at why Nick (sic) Fiend occasionally turns up. having double-checked that he is still alive i dont get that bit. :?:
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Is it that the joke is that Nik Fiend is supposed to be undead or something? I dunno.
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Why is Peter Gabriel up there?
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Phil wrote:Why is Peter Gabriel up there?
He qualifies as a Saint for having been in a band with Phil Collins I guess. :x
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Phil wrote:Why is Peter Gabriel up there?
He qualifies as a Saint for having been in a band with Phil Collins I guess. :x
Collins is the devil. And not in an amusing goff/death metal kind of way, either.
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Phil wrote:
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Phil wrote:Why is Peter Gabriel up there?
He qualifies as a Saint for having been in a band with Phil Collins I guess. :x
Collins is the devil. And not in an amusing goff/death metal kind of way, either.
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I can beat that...

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:eek: My eyes! My eyes! :eek:
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I mean, it's a well-executed tattoo, but the subject matter?

(Oh I can't leave that feed-line hanging...)

The subject should also be well-executed.
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markfiend wrote:Is it that the joke is that Nik Fiend is supposed to be undead or something? I dunno.
yeah i sort of thought that and then discounted it as being a fairly obvious anti-darkling type of joke, and that this wouldn't be anti-darkling as only darklings would get it. :?
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Phil wrote:I can beat that...

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truly astonishing. :eek: :eek: :eek:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
Phil wrote:I can beat that...

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truly astonishing. :eek: :eek: :eek:
:eek: :lol: ... Absolutely ... :lol: :eek: ...
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