FPL GW27: Preview, update and review (Deadline 28 Feb 11:30)

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Hmm... with CHE and TOT contesting the League Cup final on Sunday, and LEI and QPR having the GW off through default, it makes for an intriguing GW.

Those who have planned will prosper.

Elsewhere, I honestly do think IGM are on a roll. I'm guessing a +352 lead at this stage is pretty unassailable. The good ship IGM is chugging through the waters, full-steam ahead. :P

The good ship EIB is probably stranded on top of a Hungarian garden shed, where the only Tsunami in Hungarian history washed it up, was probably in Pista's head.

It's hard, and yes it's cruel, but we really need to kick the fuckers when they're down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfl3hACmUEk

I'm the drunk guy on the pitch who is orchestrating this. Mav (drunk) comes down to take some pics at 6:10 and falls over on his bum. Great pictures though.

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Alright you lot. You spilt my pint?
Outside! :lol:
Some major restructuring has happened & we have taken heed of LVG's epic press statement today
Asked about United's record over the last 15 games, Van Gaal replied - and we quote: "We have discussed in the last press conference, you have said it, not I, from the last 15 matches, that we have had the best result. I don't say that, but now I am reading that I have said, no, I have answered yes, I know, because I know that, you are writing that. But when you are writing the other way around, you are not being fair because you are pushing that we were the best, you have made comment on that."
That settles it. We havnea a friggin' clue what that means & will continue to plunder google translate until a better translation emerges.
I have got the extension cable back for the crimpers & expect a GW that is tactical & will take a sizeable chunk of that lead off your mob.
Let's do the unstuck & grin giggle bliss skip jump and sing and shout.
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Puncheon assist? :D
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Pista wrote:Alright you lot. You spilt my pint?
Outside! :lol:
i haven't spilt your pint but that sneaky unattended one you "mine-swept" from the side of the dancefloor may well have been half full of my piss..... :twisted:
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:lol:

BTW. Your avatar looks mad on my phone.
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Puncheon assist and Dann scores!
Get in! :D
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For a guy with only 50% chance of playing Berahino is having a good game.
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U2lemonman has the Alice band on Punch. 22 so far and a nice 6 to come from the BPS. Good call. 8)
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i see now what you were questioning :lol:
'Are we the Baddies?'...
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:lol:

I got the joke Koni, but I'm still fascinated by this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfl3hACmUEk

This doesn't happen in England. Or Germany (except maybe the "Die gelbe Wand" in Dortmund). It's quite liberating to watch it all the way through. :kiss:
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Goodness gracious!
Looks like Mr Vitus Lagartija mopped up today. :notworthy:
Roll on tomorrow :D
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Thanks, @Pista. Would have been a pretty perfect day if Trippier hadn't bundled that o.g. past his own keeper :roll: .
Had I not had to temporarily punt Hazard because of Chelsea's inactivity athis week, I would have got rid of underperforming Rooney this week. Pretty glad I didn't now !
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Top stuff from NVL :notworthy: but...
Annie wrote:♫ The sun will come out tomorrow
So you gotta hang on
'til tomorrow, come what may!
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow
You're always a day away! ♫
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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:
We are the fantasy equivalent of Gate 4.We are IGM. :von:
Fixed that for you, @Johnny :wink:
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thanks to a mock ofsted this weeek and a p*ss up last night, i forgot spurs weren't playing. aagahhh. then today's lot FAILED.
there's a few left to play tomorrow.
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Oh terrific.
Welbeck on the bench :roll:
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Hmm... picking the ARS differentials is becoming more and more tricky. As much as I love him, I think I may have to consider releasing Theo from his contract. :|

Cracking goals in the LIV/MCI game though. :)
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emilystrange wrote:thanks to a mock ofsted this weeek and a p*ss up last night, i forgot spurs weren't playing. aagahhh. then today's lot FAILED.
there's a few left to play tomorrow.
damn it
Chin up. You're still hanging in there. With 2FT for DGW28 (like me) you're looking good. I think I'm going Chim Chim to Charlie Boy, and then I'll also have Kane & Eriksen for my 3 DGWers. Just saying like... :wink:
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it looks like i would have only got an extra 3 points from my bench anyway, johnny, so not so bad.
Lineker just tweeted that arsenal players appear to have been given the day off, so they need to pull their fingers out this afternoon.
Norwich have scored an absolute piledriver against Ipswich in this first half. If the goalie had been in the was it would have gone straight through his chest. :D
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emilystrange wrote:Norwich have scored an absolute piledriver against Ipswich in this first half. If the goalie had been in the way it would have gone straight through his chest. :D
:lol:
I still have happy memories of my time in Norwich and going to Carrow Road on a regular basis. And the rivalry between the Canaries and the Tractor Boys is legendary. It's a North/South folk thing, innit? :innocent:
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Chim Chim! :D
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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Hmm... picking the ARS differentials is becoming more and more tricky. As much as I love him, I think I may have to consider releasing Theo from his contract. :|

Cracking goals in the LIV/MCI game though. :)
To be honest I think Wenger only bought Welbeck to plug a hole while Giroud was broken.
Since he's been back he's been pretty impressive so I don't see how Danny's going to last in that team
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yeah,. over that suffolk border be DRAGONS. :D
If i open the door, i can hear the noise from the ground just as loud as it is on the telly.
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emilystrange wrote:yeah,. over that suffolk border be DRAGONS. :D
If i open the door, i can hear the noise from the ground just as loud as it is on the telly.
And TRACTORS. Don't forget the TRACTORS. I'm not sure which was the most scariest when Ipswich came to town. :lol:

Are you really that central? I used to catch the bus in from Sprowston. 43 Archer Close to be exact. :)
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Pista wrote:To be honest I think Wenger only bought Welbeck to plug a hole while Giroud was broken. Since he's been back he's been pretty impressive so I don't see how Danny's going to last in that team.
You could be right. Welbeck reminds me of Sturridge. Thinks he's better than he is but is too inconsistent when he's at a top club.

Obviously, Sturridge has now turned that around at LIV but I suspect Welbeck will move again before he finds his 'home'.
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