*puts on David Fairclough hat*
He sends his apologies & if I play my cards right, he might loan me his pen for the weekend
The managers’ press conferences have been coming thick & fast today & yep, Jose was in a spectacularly foul mood & his ego is being monitored over training to decide whether it’s fit for this weekend’s game or not.
Tim Sherwood has revived the Aston Villa goal of the month competition at last, but will he have any luck against Poyet’s lot?
It seems that as Cisse & Evans are serving lengthy bans for “gob-gate�, no-one needs to bring a pac-a-mac this week & Man U’s Falcoa is starting to improve in form too (for the under 21 team anyway).
That said & not wanting to take too much of Johnny’s thunder , let’s get the GW under way
With a commanding lead of 402 points, The Industrial Groove Machine have The Eleven Imaginary Boys backed into a bit of a corner & needing a hefty win this GW.
So boys & girls, you know what to do, chose your weapon & apply the Alice band accordingly.
Game on!!
I can't believe we both just posted what we posted. I think she's still in Ireland. Hopefully she won't read this and won't think of the word euphemism, and we may both just live to see another day. 
