Happy Birthday EvilBastard!

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eastmidswhizzkid
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have an utterly wicked day, oh IllegitimatelyEviiOne! happy birthday mate. 8)
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Silver_Owl
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Are you evil?
Yes you are.
Are you evil?
You are that.
Yes you are.

Happy Evilday. :twisted:
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
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Happy EviL Day :twisted: :D
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
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Have a truly evil day with lots of evil jelly & ice cream :D
Cheers.
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Being645
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Best ... :D ...
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Joy
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HBD! :)
"Music is there to enrich your life and make you aware of things in a slightly different way."
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All the best you Evil Bastard. Have a super day! :kiss:
What a season
to be beautiful
without a reason
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Have an Evil day ! :twisted:
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Awwww, you guys...! :oops:

Yes, there will be blue evil fizzy pop, malicious jelly, and perhaps some malevolent icecream at Bastard Towers this afternoon. Entertainment will be provided by Madame Defarge & Her Guillotine of Giggles ("You'll laugh your heads off!"), there'll be a Bouncy Chamber of Horrors for the kiddies, and for the grownups Ptomaine Trifle from Adolf & Ada's, purveyors of Alliterative Appetisers & Alimentary Ailments will be served.
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Appi Burfdi, Mr EB
:D
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rien
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Happy Birthday, [s]Mr Miauhaus[/s] I mean EB!
“Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.�
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HBD EB :D
Kommt Zeit,
kommt Rat,
kommt Attentat.
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HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Danke, dass es Sie gibt :D hehe)
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