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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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James Blast
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I feel violated now, Planet. :oops:
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Andy TG
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SINsister wrote:
AndyTheGoth wrote:It would appear - given the ages and inclinations of many "Heartlanders" that "SEX" and the obssession of it is a major past time...
You are correct, Sir! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

For some of us, though, that's the unfortunate result of never actually *getting* any... :cry: :evil: :von:
@ Sinny :notworthy:

That is a real shame to hear! :eek: - go and get "Some" Girl :wink:
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6FeetOver
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AndyTheGoth wrote:That is a real shame to hear! :eek: - go and get "Some" Girl :wink:
:cry: Aye, Andy - and there's the ultimate irony, unfortunately. I'll have to either violate the sanctity of my 7-year (!!!) relationship with my bf, or break up with him. Either way, there'll be devastating consequences, as you can imagine. Sometimes, I wish that I could just disappear... :cry: :cry: :cry:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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SINsister wrote: I'll have to either violate the sanctity of my 7-year (!!!) relationship with my bf, or break up with him. Either way, there'll be devastating consequences, as you can imagine. Sometimes, I wish that I could just disappear... :cry: :cry: :cry:
If you want a shoulder to cry on, Sin, my auntie emilystrange has usually got some useful things to say...good luck.
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.
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Gripper wrote:If you want a shoulder to cry on, Sin, my auntie emilystrange has usually got some useful things to say...good luck.
Thanks, Gripper - I appreciate the tip. Um, Em dear - have a moment? :urff: :roll:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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i'm here.. msn? email? whatever u like, sinny....
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