One for the boys - Jarvis

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loved him but can only find one picture :(

no tampax, nail varnish, hair dressing tips on this thread eh :wink:

we, shall simply don our smoking jackets, and sink back into our leather fireside chair, quaffing port and reminiscing on the old days

example -

"I am aware of the eternal tabeau"

"That's your mum's bedroom that is"

Ah. well to be Jarivs of course we have to wear nail varnish..erm.. but that's different than girly nail varnish ;D
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My nan once said that she wouldn't want to live if she ever reached
that point where she began to lose her mental powers. Nan? [we see she
is sitting next to him] If a quark is travelling at 3 nanoseconds below
the speed of light, what, to the power of r, is its mass density? [She
looks bewildered, [he pulls out a gun] Goodbye Nan! [Shoots her]
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Take off that smoking jacket.

Don your leathers...

Come out and have some fun.

Don't be stodgey.



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Black Planet wrote:Take off that smoking jacket.

Don your leathers...

Come out and have some fun.

Don't be stodgey.



:von: :von:
nice pair of vons you got there BP :oops:
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Black Planet
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Oh PIB..

It is just Von..channeling thru me.....
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Black Planet wrote:Take off that smoking jacket.

Don your leathers...

Come out and have some fun.

Don't be stodgey.



:von: :von:

Oooooo... How about leathers *and* a smoking jacket? Mmmmm... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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SINsister wrote:
Black Planet wrote:Take off that smoking jacket.

Don your leathers...

Come out and have some fun.

Don't be stodgey.



:von: :von:

Oooooo... How about leathers *and* a smoking jacket? Mmmmm... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Sinny

he did. he did ;D


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Now I don't want to come over all Prince Charles.....................

Oh God..................

Mr Robert Newman :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Saw him in Wakefield theatre last year, very funny man!!
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The thought that you were expecting me, and I disappointed you, turned me on.

Great days.
Names are just a souvenir ...
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And here was me thinking you were talking about that well-respected building contractor.

http://www.jarvisplc.com/

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andymackem wrote:The thought that you were expecting me, and I disappointed you, turned me on.

Great days.
Absolutely.

I liked 'I met a new age girl, pierced everywhere. I think I'll use her as a curtain.'

Who said this was for the boys?

Rob'ert' Newman was always appreciated by the females.
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I'm just glad this thread isn't about that Cocker Git!
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mayhem wrote: Who said this was for the boys?
Rob'ert' Newman was always appreciated by the females.
Well i've always 'appreciated' him :wink:
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Me too, SG :wink:
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And me. Twas the highlight of me week when he was on in "The Mary Whitehouse Experience" & "Newman & Baddiel" :notworthy:
Now there was required viewing :)
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Ich mich in diesem ort"
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Angelchild wrote:And me. Twas the highlight of me week when he was on in "The Mary Whitehouse Experience" & "Newman & Baddiel" :notworthy:
Now there was required viewing :)
OMG, why am I always the last to know about everything?! I spent over an hour the other night laughing my ARSE off; the bf thought I'd gone mad! ;D Dang - Rob's a cutie, ain't he? :twisted: :kiss: :von:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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bloke to girl ratio v.poor. cant believe this thread is still limping along :twisted:
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