!!Important!! Maintenance 30th October

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Barry's asked me to pass on this notice that has just been tweeted
Heartland will be down for routine maintenance at some point tomorrow. The hosting company estimate it may be down for approx 30 minutes.
Unfortunately they're not able to tell us exactly when, but from previous experience it may be during the wee hours, so minimum disruption.
Keep 'em peeled on social media etc to see when the site's back up to speed.

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Ah, the classic Test Card F - possibly my favourite.
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brilliant pat! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Pat wrote:Image
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Phil wrote:dead goff
Is there any other kind? ;D
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mh wrote:
Phil wrote:dead goff
Is there any other kind? ;D
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mh wrote:
Phil wrote:dead goff
Is there any other kind? ;D
obviously. before "dead goth" is "a bit gothy" and after it comes "goth as f**k". :wink: :lol:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:obviously. before "dead goth" is "a bit gothy" and after it comes "goth as f**k". :wink: :lol:
Fab to see you learning your Infinitive "To Goth" and then conjugating the verb in a German stylee. :notworthy: :von:
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lazarus corporation wrote:Ah, the classic Test Card F - possibly my favourite.
I was going to make a remark about the nerdiness of knowing the letter (or even that it had a letter), but then I followed your link and spent ages reading about test cards.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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