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Totally irrelevant, but don't we all need a bit of irrelevance in our lives? Well, don't we?


This is a pic that's circulating on the net; allegedly it's NIKE's latest advert:
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it's actually a fake, created by some prankster. pretty sick though, eh? (apologies to any Israeli Heartlanders - I just thought it was interesting, in a sick kinda way.)
full story can be found here http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/nikebomb.asp


Also stumbled across this bizarre picture:
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it's allegedly a baby dragon (!) in formaldehyde, which first turned up in the 1890s (some bloke recently rediscovered it in his garage!) full story here http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/entertain ... e=Even%0Ai
'Draconologists', who are dragon experts, are apparently taking it seriously. Bizarre!
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nice driveby shooting in LA..

i like the dragon.
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that dragon is beautifull. but i love things like that - fiji mermaids, freaky taxidermy, skeletons of mythical beasts....
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d00mw0lf wrote:that dragon is beautifull. but i love things like that - fiji mermaids, freaky taxidermy, skeletons of mythical beasts....
Hehe me too.

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I believe this is real; why would a fake bigfoot have boobies?
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d00mw0lf wrote:that dragon is beautifull. but i love things like that - fiji mermaids, freaky taxidermy, skeletons of mythical beasts....
Me too. If it's a fake, the dragon's exquisitly detailed, even down to it's tiny nails and teeth.
It was clearly made by someone with too much time on their hands.

markfiend wrote:Hehe me too.

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I believe this is real; why would a fake bigfoot have boobies?
Good point.
I don't know why, but I've always had the burning desire to find a tall bloke, dress him in a gorilla costume and produce my own fake bigfoot film.
Any volunteers to play the big hairy dude?
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They cal me a big monkey, so maybe I’m your guy.

But I love this kind of stuff to, very bizarre
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Black Shuck wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:that dragon is beautifull. but i love things like that - fiji mermaids, freaky taxidermy, skeletons of mythical beasts....
Me too. If it's a fake, the dragon's exquisitly detailed, even down to it's tiny nails and teeth.
It was clearly made by someone with too much time on their hands.

markfiend wrote:Hehe me too.

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I believe this is real; why would a fake bigfoot have boobies?
Good point.
I don't know why, but I've always had the burning desire to find a tall bloke, dress him in a gorilla costume and produce my own fake bigfoot film.
Any volunteers to play the big hairy dude?
I'll do it. (I'm 6.2 if that's enough)
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Dragons are great. Until they torch your flock in a drive-by. I mean, who can eat that much lamb kebab?
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Steve303 wrote:I'll do it. (I'm 6.2 if that's enough)
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MrChris wrote:Dragons are great. Until they torch your flock in a drive-by. I mean, who can eat that much lamb kebab?
mmmm, You make me hungry, I always say, there’s nothing wrong white someone who likes kebab!
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I guess no one finds it weird that weird is misspelled.
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cocoamix wrote:I guess no one finds it weird that weird is misspelled.
:lol: :notworthy:
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:innocent:
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cocoamix wrote:I guess no one finds it weird that weird is misspelled.
Yep- and that no one has come up with a satisfactory shortened version of 'abbreviation.'
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cocoamix wrote:I guess no one finds it weird that weird is misspelled.
oops!
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hallucienate wrote:
Steve303 wrote:I'll do it. (I'm 6.2 if that's enough)
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I'll get some Gary Glitter shoes then (not a euphamism). Bring me up to scratch.
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Does anybody think that dragon thing has any plausability then?
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Steve303 wrote:
hallucienate wrote:
Steve303 wrote:I'll do it. (I'm 6.2 if that's enough)
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I'll get some Gary Glitter shoes then (not a euphamism). Bring me up to scratch.
i'm sure my or mr donut could lend you a pair ;D :lol:
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cocoamix wrote:I guess no one finds it weird that weird is misspelled.
Not really. It's one of the most commonly misspelt words, alongside"misspelled/-spelt".
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I just wanted to say that this dragon is one of the cutest things I've seen recently. :D
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Don't know if I've mentioned this before, but speaking of dragons, at Hagenbeck's they had one of the weirdest creatures I've ever seen - the "leafy sea dragon".

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Check it out at http://www.divegallery.com/Leafy_Sea_Dragon.htm
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Those seahorses are massively weird. They look just like seaweed until they swim off.

I like this thread. I like the fact that someone went to the trouble of making that dragon. Weird, for want of a better word, is good.
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_emma_ wrote:I just wanted to say that this dragon is one of the cutest things I've seen recently. :D
You shore like strange things Emma.
I find it interesting, but cute is not exactly the word I had in mind.
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I think it is cute!

If anybody finds one hatched in their garage, give ma a call, will you? I promise to take good care of him/her! :roll: :roll:

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christophe wrote:
_emma_ wrote:I just wanted to say that this dragon is one of the cutest things I've seen recently. :D
You shore like strange things Emma.
I find it interesting, but cute is not exactly the word I had in mind.
:lol:
i think it's very cute! if it's real, then it's unique and special, if it's a fake, it's a work of art.
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