What is the most stupid thing you've ever done?

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hallucienate wrote:I'll pretend to be intertested in a good international day/night match, mainly for the last half hour of each innings when the ball starts really flying.
It flies the second I get anywhere near the crease, Hal. Unless it castles me, which it does.
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hallucienate wrote:I'll pretend to be intertested in a good international day/night match, mainly for the last half hour of each innings when the ball starts really flying.
Man, you should be more interested! Pollock may have had his day, but I reckon Ntini is going to be massive in the next couple of years.
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zigeunerweisen wrote:Damn, i'm moving to England. The girls must be desperate ;D
There are some desperate girls over here, too, ya know! Umm...you wouldn't care to head over here to the wrong side of the Pond for a little "visit", would you?
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sam donut wrote:
hallucienate wrote:I'll pretend to be intertested in a good international day/night match, mainly for the last half hour of each innings when the ball starts really flying.
Man, you should be more interested! Pollock may have had his day, but I reckon Ntini is going to be massive in the next couple of years.
I watched a bit of the SA vs Windies last night, but an NMA video got my attention instead, when I came back to the cricket they were handing out Man of the Match award. SA won, which is nice considering the events of last year.
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Getting back to the start of the thread...

Realising in my mid 30s that exercise was just a dim and distant memory and agreeing to play badminton last night. Muscles which have lain undisturbed for over a decade have awoken today and are all thanking me for rousing them... sort of...
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Stupid? Me?
I *don't* think so...

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Karst wrote:Stupid? Me?
I *don't* think so...

8)
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JansenClone wrote:Getting back to the start of the thread...

Realising in my mid 30s that exercise was just a dim and distant memory and agreeing to play badminton last night. Muscles which have lain undisturbed for over a decade have awoken today and are all thanking me for rousing them... sort of...
i had a similar sensation (or lack of) when i tried a game of 5-a-side footy a few months ago :urff:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
JansenClone wrote:Getting back to the start of the thread...

Realising in my mid 30s that exercise was just a dim and distant memory and agreeing to play badminton last night. Muscles which have lain undisturbed for over a decade have awoken today and are all thanking me for rousing them... sort of...
i had a similar sensation (or lack of) when i tried a game of 5-a-side footy a few months ago :urff:
Oh that's worse!!! :urff:

In a moment of madness I agreed to play in a friend's (Ez / PIB knows him too) final 5-a-side game before he went on a round the world thing last summer. After 2 minutes it felt like my heart was going to recreate a scene from Alien...
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Recently I fell into the same trap. A nasty moment after about 10 minutes when I thought I was going to be sick, then another hour of walking death.

To break the pain I went in goal - and managed to stop a point-blank volley with my throat. Owww.

On the bright side, since I usually where glasses my goalkeeping was one of the great comedy moments of the night. And I only let one in, despite being functionally unsighted for every shot I faced.

We don't play to a very high standard down our way.
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sam donut wrote:
hallucienate wrote:I'll pretend to be intertested in a good international day/night match, mainly for the last half hour of each innings when the ball starts really flying.
Man, you should be more interested! Pollock may have had his day, but I reckon Ntini is going to be massive in the next couple of years.
I watched the last half hour of last night's Windies/SA match, really very good.
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Quiff Boy wrote: i had a similar sensation (or lack of) when i tried a game of 5-a-side footy a few months ago :urff:
Well thats because after a few dances at the Wendyhouse you wimp out!! :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote: i had a similar sensation (or lack of) when i tried a game of 5-a-side footy a few months ago :urff:
Well thats because after a few dances at the Wendyhouse you wimp out!! :lol:
balls! i could dance the arse off you... :P they just dont play enough good songs consecutively! :lol: ;) :innocent:
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Rubbish!!! Please cast your mind back to the second last WH you actually turned up for..............

"I wanna sit down now <in a moaning type voice>, no more"

I think you'll find I'm right!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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pah! rubbish! i'm being mis-quoted!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Well, you're entitled to your wrong opinion
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Sexygoth wrote:Well, you're entitled to your wrong opinion
ahhh, poo off! :D
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Poo off ???

That the best you can do, Mr my feet hurt and SG, you can dance for far longer than me?
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Sexygoth wrote:Poo off ???

That the best you can do, Mr my feet hurt and SG, you can dance for far longer than me?
@ richey: slap her for me, will you? ;D :D :lol:

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Poof
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Quiff Boy wrote:@ richey: slap her for me, will you? ;D :D :lol:
i wouldn't dare!
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Too bloody right!

well poofboy, guess you'll have to do your own dirty work.........
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Just re-read this :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I also found an old insult that I shall be using again......sod ring!! :lol: :lol:
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hmmmm...stupid things, the list could go on and on :?

gig wise....went to see The Stranglers and when the girls were invited on stage I was up there like a shot. Never quite clicked that they were playing Nice and Sleazy until everyone around me started stripping off :eek:

Far too young and modest (plus about 10 guys from my home town were there!) so I just bopped around with my big mohair jumper on (wtf was I wearing a mohair jumper at a gig for? :roll: )

guess that was more embarrassing than stupid....I did get a kiss off JJ Burnell tho :D
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