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Almiche V
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We all need each other. However.....

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/

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I don't trust sites that contain sentences like "Chav TV at it's finest".
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i sent a pic of my sister and her mates in. it's under http://www.chavscum.co.uk/month.html

no fiver yet though :(
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:lol: Spooky, a friend sent me the link.
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That Eminem seems to have a lot to answer for, if those pics are anything to go off.

Reminds me of the Leeds station taxi rank on a weekend night. Avoid.
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That is very funny. I've just discovered that my brother is a chav. I knew he was a lot of other things...
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Taking civic pride way too far, I have to say the the 'burgeoning peasant underclass' of Glasgow is a great deal less classy than anyone elses underclass... Aye. f**king miles better!

http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/gallery/glaNedGal.html

http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/nedago ... otchi.html
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That's very funny, and very scary. The chav baby name generator was also good - my kid will be called Tyler Axel, apparently. My brother must have been there before me, because he has actually called his girl Shania...
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I'm sorry - I am unaware of this phrase 'chav' - what does it mean?
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Steve303 wrote:I'm sorry - I am unaware of this phrase 'chav' - what does it mean?
click the link... :roll:
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Aaaahhh.
Now I see. I never knew they were called that.
It's something to aspire to, eh?
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I just tracked down your sis DooMie, I think her mate on the left warrants it but it seems a bit harsh on her. :lol:
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Steve303 wrote:I just tracked down your sis DooMie, I think her mate on the left warrants it but it seems a bit harsh on her. :lol:
i like to think of it as payback for he waking me up at silly hours with eminem and 50 cent.
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Oh God, Dublin is full of these people. You see them with their tracksuits, hoodies, trainers, gold chains, wispy moustaches and they're always carrying a mobile phone in their hand. Always. >>Shudder<<
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Why are so many people like this? It must be the herding instinct and living in characterless areas.
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I really have no idea at this stage.

We call them "skangers" here.
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I really did mention this a whole lot earlier, here http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic. ... 45&start=0
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Bring back National Service, that's what I say. Never did me any harm.
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Red Sunsets wrote:I really did mention this a whole lot earlier, here http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic. ... 45&start=0
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Red, what's up?
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My car's up on blocks, the weather sucks and I have a head cold :(

... Oh! and life sucks!
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Red Sunsets wrote:My car's up on blocks, the weather sucks and I have a head cold :(

... Oh! and life sucks!
My cars been in the garage for 5 weeks.. apparently i managed to damage the chasis..
stupid cars.. stupid garages.. stupid other road uses!
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Gary wrote:stupid cars.. stupid garages.. stupid other road uses!
Garages be the work of Beelzebub, in my experience, Gary.
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Red Sunsets wrote:Oh! and life sucks!
Sunsets, you should listen to the Beach Boys more often.
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Red Sunsets wrote:My car's up on blocks, the weather sucks and I have a head cold :(

... Oh! and life sucks!
Bad luck mate. I hate being ill, everything gets very dark and gloomy. And as for the sodding weather - jeez enough already! Give us some sun and warmth puuuurrrllleeeaasseeee!!!
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snubnoseuk wrote:Give us some sun and warmth puuuurrrllleeeaasseeee!!!
Right on Sister Snub and no, Thrash I will not listen to the Beach Boys!
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