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Yorkshire village for sale. Hall, houses, petrol station, church, PUB.
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Um, what would we do with it?
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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stufarq wrote:Um, what would we do with it?
Build the People's Republic of Yorkshire ... :wink: ;D :lol: ...
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For climate, weather and Sun I'd rather buy village in Sicily or strictly in mainland Italy (yes, I know Sicily is part of Italy).
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Bartek wrote:For climate, weather and Sun I'd rather buy village in Sicily or strictly in mainland Italy (yes, I know Sicily is part of Italy).
Would South France or Spain also be bearable on a weather point, I fancy the Italian Lakes through to South east France as an area. We could call it "The Peoples Heartland Republic", elections to be held frequently with strict limits to terms in positions and major rules set by ballot.
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I was reffering strictly to this information. Less expensive than 20 mln English Pounds :wink:
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stufarq wrote:Um, what would we do with it?
What would we NOT do with it? :lol:
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you've got a mansion, 40 houses, a pub and a petrol station - and you can't think of anything HLers could do with it?
we could all go on holiday for a start!
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First of all, we could rename it ... :D ...

into Tsomborough, Tsomfield, Tsomlington, Tsomkirk ... err, but not necessarily into Tsombury or Abertsombie... :lol: ...

Then, we could have the band play every year on village foundation day ... ;D ...

And last, but most importantly !!!, we could build the one and only worldwide fanbase cooperative The Sisters of Mercy Museum there ... ;D ;D ;D ...
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You could call it Heartland
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Being645 wrote:First of all, we could rename it ... :D ...

into Tsomborough, Tsomfield, Tsomlington, Tsomkirk ... err, but not necessarily into Tsombury or Abertsombie... :lol: ...

Then, we could have the band play every year on village foundation day ... ;D ...

And last, but most importantly !!!, we could build the one and only worldwide fanbase cooperative The Sisters of Mercy Museum there ... ;D ;D ;D ...
@being645 And we all know who would make the best curator for the museum!

The band play every year... I was thinking we could have them every Friday at the pub :lol:
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We'd have to rename the pub to just "Arms" wouldn't we?
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oh, very good.
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emilystrange wrote:oh, very good.
;D
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ROBBIE wrote:
Being645 wrote:First of all, we could rename it ... :D ...

into Tsomborough, Tsomfield, Tsomlington, Tsomkirk ... err, but not necessarily into Tsombury or Abertsombie... :lol: ...

Then, we could have the band play every year on village foundation day ... ;D ...

And last, but most importantly !!!, we could build the one and only worldwide fanbase cooperative The Sisters of Mercy Museum there ... ;D ;D ;D ...
@being645 And we all know who would make the best curator for the museum!.
... :lol: ... it would definitely take a Board of Curators ... :wink: ;D ... I might do the minutes, though ... :lol: ...
ROBBIE wrote: The band play every year... I was thinking we could have them every Friday at the pub :lol:
... :lol: ... ok, agreed. I just didn't dare to dream of that option ... :lol: ...

Pista wrote:We'd have to rename the pub to just "Arms" wouldn't we?
Perfect ... :lol: ... ;D :notworthy: ...
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I guess we'd call the main street Detonation Boulevard ;D
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The barmaid needs to be called Alice, and we need to rename the church.
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emilystrange wrote:The barmaid needs to be called Alice, and we need to rename the church.
Are you thinking of something with a "temple-y" ring to it?
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And the Doc would of course be... ;D

And we could all live above the chemist! ;D
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Pista wrote:
emilystrange wrote:The barmaid needs to be called Alice, and we need to rename the church.
Are you thinking of something with a "temple-y" ring to it?
It has a nice ring to it, no?
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Aye it does.
Heartland would be a good name for the village, but Never Land could also work.
As long as it doesn't Flood. :innocent:
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better check in the churchyard to see if they're buried deep, in that case
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mh wrote:
stufarq wrote:Um, what would we do with it?
What would we NOT do with it? :lol:
Well, personally, I wouldn't mow the lawn with it or take two after meals for heartburn, but that's just me.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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emilystrange wrote:The barmaid needs to be called Alice, and we need to rename the church.
We'd have to work out which bloody church it is first.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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it's OUR church now.
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