it could be so much worse- "RRS Spunk Bubble" would have been my nomination.Pista wrote:I know. Let's hold an open internet vote to decide the name of our new £200 million research ship. What could possibly go wrong?
Newsworthy continued: EEEEEEEENINp'ts!
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Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
From today's "what could possibly go wrong?" files: Microsoft's AI chatbot takes to twitter
Pista wrote:From today's "what could possibly go wrong?" files: Microsoft's AI chatbot takes to twitter
Oh yes, this one's gonna end well.
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
It's already showing Trump-like tendenciesmh wrote:Pista wrote:From today's "what could possibly go wrong?" files: Microsoft's AI chatbot takes to twitter
Oh yes, this one's gonna end well.
edit: Looks like microsoft had enough
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Ok this sounds a bit mad
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016 ... g-vhs-tape
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016 ... g-vhs-tape
The illiterate of the future will not be the man who cannot read the alphabet, but the one who cannot take a photograph. - Walter Benjamin
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Internet can shatter, destroy, spit, trash not only humans, as we see. Well done (some) people.Pista wrote:From today's "what could possibly go wrong?" files: Microsoft's AI chatbot takes to twitter
Jesus!
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Remember that Microsoft chatbot that went full-on nazi on twitter?
Yeah, well they turned it back on & it started smoking dope in front of the cops
Yeah, well they turned it back on & it started smoking dope in front of the cops
That's how they rollin'. And in the meantime policitians are strongly supporting fighting tax aviodance. Anyone is seriously and really suprised by this?
We can only chose dogs that are gonna barking at us and biting us.
We can only chose dogs that are gonna barking at us and biting us.
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Are we surprised are we f**k, with nigh on 40 years of the mantra of greed is good trickle down p*ss flood economics mantra BS. That none but poverty has risen up to see we have been ripped right royally off.Bartek wrote:That's how they rollin'. And in the meantime policitians are strongly supporting fighting tax aviodance. Anyone is seriously and really suprised by this?
We can only chose dogs that are gonna barking at us and biting us.
The illiterate of the future will not be the man who cannot read the alphabet, but the one who cannot take a photograph. - Walter Benjamin
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Apparently the intertubes are buzzing with speculation about the injunction banning the identification of those involved in the "celebrity threesome".
Since I am not in England, and therefore not subject to the injunction, I am able to share the details of the celebrities concerned.
Since I am not in England, and therefore not subject to the injunction, I am able to share the details of the celebrities concerned.
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
Good morning officers. Could you test the purity of my cocaine please?
That's very nice of her that she brought evidence and turn herself out to police. If I were her attorney I would ask to lower sentence, and not because is clearly stupidity but because of aformentioned facts.
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cocaines inflated price and "emperors new clothes" mentality of being "f**ked" on a toothache cure is no accident as it is almost god-given to sell to idiots (at 10 times its price at least).
when people with the more requisite number of neurons buy speed for a 10th of the price it doesnt need to be checked by a third party cuz you f**king KNOW when its working....
when people with the more requisite number of neurons buy speed for a 10th of the price it doesnt need to be checked by a third party cuz you f**king KNOW when its working....
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Drug prohibition plays a part. If cocaine was legal and the trade well-regulated, you'd know that it met certain minimum standards of purity. A large proportion of the harm claimed to be done by illegal drugs is actually done by the adulterants that dealers cut the stuff with.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
On the flip side, if it was legalised officially, you can bet your backside it would still be cut with other stuff, maybe not so dangerous, so as to maintain maximum prophet.
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ive had the purest possible bolivian straight off the block and it's still a kindergarten drug compared to methedrine. or angel dust- now there's a proper drug. 
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Donald Trump is more unpopular than lice, Nickelback: Watch Rachel Maddow read a hilarious list of things more popular than Trump
http://www.salon.com/2016/05/10/donald_ ... han_trump/
http://www.salon.com/2016/05/10/donald_ ... han_trump/
My life is one long week of stupid clothing benders.
So what does that pool says, when it comes to fact that Trump will be running for president of US of A? Is there an info (I checked it very quickly) when that pool was taken? If it was after it's almost certain that Trump will be, in fact the only one that will run for president under GOP flag, that it's just hilarious (but i can see good point in going such pool). Anyhow:
Whitby mock grave yard proposed because....goths
Cornwall council tells village taxi firm they can't take the p!ss
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" ..amid fears it isn't being used respectfully..."Pista wrote:Whitby mock grave yard proposed because....goths
well at least it's being used. goths and darklings are just as unlikely to dig up graves as straights, and only slightly more likely to have sex on top of one. i presume the council are more than happy to take the goths money. what an complete load of utter bollocks.
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Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
I believe that BUdapest Taxi Transport Services offends them tooPista wrote:Cornwall council tells village taxi firm they can't take the p!ss
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."