Having a bad Day?

[Erudite]

Just the thing for blowing off a little steam.
Not big.
Not clever.
But it amused me for at least twenty seconds.


http://www.shockhaber.com/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.htm

[mh]

132 - I'm bored

[Candover Premiere]

Hey Erudite. I love youre avatar! It reminds me of battlestar galactica.

[Gary]

Yes im having a very bad day, and although that was basic, and only entertained me for about 30 seconds.. those 30 seconds were care free and happy.. ah the joy of killing things.

[Thea]

i got 148 - woo!

[Erudite]

Hey Erudite. I love youre avatar! It reminds me of battlestar galactica.

It was "borrowed" from the official site, where it was displayed for a few
months to celebrate the advent of the Euro...

[Debaser]

I found greatest pleasure in letting the ikkle ones get past me three or four times until they were humungous (god I hate that word). A very satisfying spleurchy keeersplat ensues.

[emilystrange]

was that on the link or in class?

[Adrenochrome]

Try this:

http://www.mironov.net/pingu/pingu3.swf

My all time favourit

[Quiff Boy]

Try this:

http://www.mironov.net/pingu/pingu3.swf

My all time favourit

ahh! again!

couldnt see it last tie but now i finally get to play it!!

first go was 1084.5 - me like!

[Quiff Boy]

oooh! 1204.7

[Adrenochrome]

Have you ever tried this in real?

[Adrenochrome]

Jep- 1200

[James Blast]

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of
forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male
was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back,
flippers, and face mask. A postmortem test revealed that the man died not
from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a
positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a
fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the
coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control
the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with
very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the
site of the forest fire.

You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific,
the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in
the air.

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

[Quiff Boy]

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of
forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male
was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back,
flippers, and face mask. A postmortem test revealed that the man died not
from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a
positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a
fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the
coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control
the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with
very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the
site of the forest fire.

You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific,
the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in
the air.

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

darwin-tastic!

[CellThree]

oooh! 1204.7

Nuts!!!!!

1204.5. Can't get close to that again!

[mugabe]

darwin-tastic!

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/scuba.htm

[CellThree]

darwin-tastic!

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/scuba.htm

There was an episode of CSI that had this in it. Turns out that it was a hoax as well. Good episode though.

[James Blast]

Do I get another go?

[hallucienate]

Try this:

http://www.mironov.net/pingu/pingu3.swf

My all time favourit

ahh! again!

couldnt see it last tie but now i finally get to play it!!

first go was 1084.5 - me like!

this is a tweaked version of the original, things go much further now.

[Mrs RicheyJames]

YES

[James Blast]

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.

The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

[mugabe]

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.

The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

That would be "hapless". And, http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/fakenews.htm

[James Blast]

And, http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/fakenews.htm

Touche, I shall desist now.

[paint it black]

oooh! 1204.7

1209.6

and now i shall retire; champion