GW7: Deadline 19:00 FRIDAY 30th September

Nikolas Vitus Lagartija · 29 Sep 2016, 23:49

iesus wrote:Nikolas Vitus Lagartija keep the IGM flag up

I'll do my best (but let's be honest, for us ten-minutes-a-week players it's all a matter of luck).

GOD · 30 Sep 2016, 00:09

Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:
iesus wrote:Nikolas Vitus Lagartija keep the IGM flag up
I'll do my best (but let's be honest, for us ten-minutes-a-week players it's all a matter of luck).

Keep winning and I'll set The Telegraph on you

Planet Dave · 30 Sep 2016, 17:08

Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:
iesus wrote:Nikolas Vitus Lagartija keep the IGM flag up
I'll do my best (but let's be honest, for us ten-minutes-a-week players it's all a matter of luck).

It's still luck for the 10 hours-a-week players! (of which I'm not one)

30 Sep 2016, 17:46

Aww. Clatters has had to be replaced tonight due to illness.
Either that or his spray on orange tan started rubbing off

GOD · 30 Sep 2016, 18:16

I use the Allardyce "team selection" method, eat three plates of chips, wash that down with a pie, a very big pie, okay a very very very big pie - I then demand lots of money for talking rubbish, spend the rest of the night sulking in the corner then pick whoever the media have slagged off.

Nikolas Vitus Lagartija · 30 Sep 2016, 18:55

GOD wrote:
Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:
iesus wrote:Nikolas Vitus Lagartija keep the IGM flag up
I'll do my best (but let's be honest, for us ten-minutes-a-week players it's all a matter of luck).
Keep winning and I'll set The Telegraph on you

For a couple of grand I could probably arrange a meeting with a Telegraph journalist

emilystrange · 30 Sep 2016, 19:02

do you think i could use one of those foam sprays in class so that the kids will stay inside the circle drawn?

30 Sep 2016, 19:06

Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:
GOD wrote:
Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote: I'll do my best (but let's be honest, for us ten-minutes-a-week players it's all a matter of luck).
Keep winning and I'll set The Telegraph on you
For a couple of grand I could probably arrange a meeting with a Telegraph journalist

emilystrange wrote:do you think i could use one of those foam sprays in class so that the kids will stay inside the circle drawn?

I know it's called magic spray, but not sure it's up to miracles

GOD · 30 Sep 2016, 19:35

A couple of grand is my daily vinyl shopping budget ... .. .

emilystrange · 30 Sep 2016, 20:01

i can teach a child to read, write, calculate, empathise, reason, research... but not sit still for a minute and listen!

30 Sep 2016, 20:03

6/7 ain't too bad

emilystrange · 30 Sep 2016, 20:08

6/8... or 3/4 if you simplify

GOD · 30 Sep 2016, 20:09

emilystrange wrote:do you think i could use one of those foam sprays in class so that the kids will stay inside the circle drawn?

Yep, just add fire.

emilystrange · 30 Sep 2016, 20:11

i'm not, strictly speaking, supposed to put them at risk :p

GOD · 30 Sep 2016, 20:14

Palace saved by the linesman!

GOD · 30 Sep 2016, 20:16

emilystrange wrote:i'm not, strictly speaking, supposed to put them at risk :p

If they stand still they'll be fine ......

Anyway, Steve says you shouldn't be trused with children, something about you having a short fuse and a sharpened knitting needle in your handbag?!

Hang on, was that the thing I wasn't meant to mention?! I get confused.

30 Sep 2016, 20:21

Wasn't it chalk?
Sharpened chalk?

emilystrange · 30 Sep 2016, 20:22

it's not a knitting needle. you can disguise anything as a black eyeliner.

GOD · 30 Sep 2016, 20:24

Well if you're not sure how I supposed to know!!

GOD · 30 Sep 2016, 20:24

emilystrange wrote:it's not a knitting needle. you can disguise anything as a black eyeliner.

A pineapple?

emilystrange · 30 Sep 2016, 20:28

bits of it, aye

GOD · 30 Sep 2016, 20:30

Ah see, then it would be an ayeliner, not an eyeliner.

emilystrange · 30 Sep 2016, 20:33

i'm not that posh

GOD · 30 Sep 2016, 20:36

I am sometimes, usually 3.32 am on a Tuesday morning.

30 Sep 2016, 20:36

Dammit Palace!