SISTERS....

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Master Margarita
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....aren't doing it for themselves. Or anybody else really. Shame.
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your bait is stale. unfed trolls may have to eat it themselves.
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They're definitely doing it for me. I was listening to the new album last night (it's cracking, you should definitely check it out if you haven't already) when all of a sudden my front door burst open and the Swedish female beach volleyball team (plus subs!) stood in my front room and told me that based on my choice of music I was clearly a man of inestimable taste, style, decorum, and panache, and that as a result they would consider it an honour to cover my body with whipped cream and do the kinds of things to me that you normally only see on Dave After Dark.

And not to be outdone, the Cardinals cheerleaders have promised that they're coming over tonight to prove that anything the Swedes can do, they can do better.

So I don't know what you're doing wrong - have you tried cranking the volume to 11?
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Opinions are like assholes.

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As i said before:

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Rough Translation: 

- Garbage, Garbage, Garbage! Pure Garbage! 

- Does he always comes here?? 
- Always. 

- Interesting innit? 
- Indeed it is.
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EvilBastard wrote:They're definitely doing it for me. I was listening to the new album last night (it's cracking, you should definitely check it out if you haven't already) when all of a sudden my front door burst open and the Swedish female beach volleyball team (plus subs!) stood in my front room and told me that based on my choice of music I was clearly a man of inestimable taste, style, decorum, and panache, and that as a result they would consider it an honour to cover my body with whipped cream and do the kinds of things to me that you normally only see on Dave After Dark.

And not to be outdone, the Cardinals cheerleaders have promised that they're coming over tonight to prove that anything the Swedes can do, they can do better.

So I don't know what you're doing wrong - have you tried cranking the volume to 11?

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