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Because no goff's bedside table is complete without Blood Lube.

Yeah, I cannot possible see how this could go horribly, dreadfully, awfully, catastrophically wrong... :urff:
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EvilBastard wrote:Because no goff's bedside table is complete without Blood Lube.

Yeah, I cannot possible see how this could go horribly, dreadfully, awfully, catastrophically wrong... :urff:
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One of my favourite Sisters songs just took on a whole new meaning :eek: . It's probably best if I don't start a thread about it in the Lyrics forum though.
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When will we learn to not let well-meaning amateurs fix Jesus' face?
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Evidently bored of creating electoral polls, YouGov turns its attention to the correct pronunciation of "scone"
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Pista wrote:Evidently bored of creating electoral polls, YouGov turns its attention to the correct pronunciation of "scone"
... :lol: ... I'd pronunce it "scone" like in "moon" ... :lol: ...
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Halloween ruined for Leeds kids as parents keep them at home in fear: clicky

The lead photo in that article was taken less than 50 metres from the end of my street.

There were easily more than 100 of the ****s, some without helmets, many without lights, racing around residential streets, not just up and down the main road. The police seemed to do f*ck-all, the riders were out for close to five hours by the time it all fizzled out.

And contrary to the Metro's article, we're hearing locally that at least two children have been hospitalised after collisions with some of these knobheads.
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We get those tw@s around here in the summer too - quads and dirtbikes mostly, illegal on public roads, unlicensed, uninsured, running red lights (which is great when you're on a bicycle and going through the green light), up on the pavement - the city has had a couple of high-profile exhibitions of seized bikes getting crushed by trucks, but the cops won't chase these arseholes because of the risks. These scrotes whine that "there's no where round here to ride, if the city would provide space then we wouldn't have to ride on the roads" - but the city doesn't provide space to shoot up heroin either, so not really convinced of the logic of this.

Only answer I can come up with is open season on these fuckers - you see one, you can take a baseball bat, tire iron, or fully-automatic weapon to the bastard with impunity.
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EvilBastard wrote: but the city doesn't provide space to shoot up heroin either, ...
That reminds me. They do in Glasgow
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markfiend wrote:Halloween ruined for Leeds kids as parents keep them at home in fear: clicky

The lead photo in that article was taken less than 50 metres from the end of my street.

There were easily more than 100 of the ****s, some without helmets, many without lights, racing around residential streets, not just up and down the main road. The police seemed to do f*ck-all, the riders were out for close to five hours by the time it all fizzled out.

And contrary to the Metro's article, we're hearing locally that at least two children have been hospitalised after collisions with some of these knobheads.
That's a regular problem here in DC too. People get hurt. City does very little.
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What's that Mr Rosindell? You want us to start playing God Save The Queen to close our broadcasts? Okay then.
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& the winner of the 2016 grave digging competition is....... wait! What?
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'Are we the Baddies?'...
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Yeah, in the name of dialogue and development, countries can sign and ratify human rights treaties like CEDAW with reservations ...
thus still becoming a state party to the according treaty. Let's hope they learn something from it ... :wink: ...
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From today's "things that Alanis Morissette missed" archive :- Squirrels
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Canadian police to use the ultimate deterrent in the battle against drunk drivers
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Goat head butts pensioner. Then things get weird
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I see you have constructed a new boomerang. Your skills are almost complete....mate
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Pista wrote:I see you have constructed a new boomerang. Your skills are almost complete....mate
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sultan2075 wrote:Well, this can't be good.
No. Double-plus ungood.
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Looks like Classic Rock has reached an end ... :( ...

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