GW 11 - deadline Saturday 5th Nov 2pm

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Blimey, two weeks rolls round pretty quickly!
IGM are in pole position all round this week, but that could always change quickly. Looking at the scores, there aren't actually THAT many points between the three teams. A surge or a collapse one week could make a heck of a difference.

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To your teamsheets, ladies, gentlemen and catfolk...
European adventures this week have been a bit mixed for the snowflakes - well, so far. It's only Thursday so maybe some won't decide they're poorly until they remember who they're up against at the weekend. Pogba has hurt himself. Schmeichel, Bellerin, Walcott, Milner, Chadli and Slimani are all pooped too, for one reason or another, though some may play. Or not.
Most survived.
This week we have a London derby and a Midlands one - Spurs need to wind themselves up a bit. The Scout's eyes are on both Leicester and West Brom - one having settled a bit, and the other's fixtures running kindly. With the current form of some of them I'm only really looking forward to Liverpool v Watford. Will it be tired legs and meh, or defiance and grit? Will Bony get on with it? Ibra do his job? Mourinho not get told off?

Here in the Batcave, we are serving snakebite, black and pernod in my corner. The rest of you can forage in the fridge - Sainsbury's will be here before the deadline so if I need to add anything to the order please let me know before 11pm tomorrow. Black cats are always available, cobwebs optional, free wifi on tap. For jaffa cakes, you can play on my interactive whiteboard as long as you put the pen back.
I suppose pies and/or bacon butties are de riguer?
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The whiteboard is tempting....... I have absinthe this week. I fear I may...... fall over. :D
Bit like Chelski then. :P

Let's be 'avin' you then ;D
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Oi! I don't look anything LIKE Delia!
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emilystrange wrote:Oi! I don't look anything LIKE Delia!
This is true. But..... has anyone seen you in the same room together?
Huh? Eh? ...... :innocent:
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We've been in the same stadium more than once!
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Can I join your Heartland league?
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I think this can happens before the start of the season. Btw why didn't we make a Heartland League too. I watched that the other groups except our IGMvsEIB have also theirs internals leagues :)
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emilystrange wrote:We've been in the same stadium more than once!
Mirrors I tells yer. All mirrors :P
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iesus wrote:I think this can happens before the start of the season. Btw why didn't we make a Heartland League too. I watched that the other groups except our IGMvsEIB have also theirs internals leagues :)
I asked everyone what they think :notworthy:


Steve, you need to go sit on the naughty step :)
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Again? :eek:

:D

Loving this whole Yaya soap opera today. He apologises & then his moron agent practically says, "Fcuk you Pep", almost immediately after. Not helping much is he?
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a new agent might help :D
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So it's a No, then? :(
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Will PM you!
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no prob with all HL league here.

and hey! guess what? i'm not bottom of the league anymore. 8)
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Oh, and Kane could even play on Sunday. Watch list!
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Gonna get this over with
DAMMIT PALACE x2.

There. Said it :evil:
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Hang on, Steve
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emilystrange wrote:Hang on, Steve
2-2 with Tekkers getting on the score sheet :D

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Kane in the starting lineup!
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emilystrange wrote:Kane in the starting lineup!
As is Walcott. The most transferred out player this week :eek:
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i put him on the subs bench this week.
that was a hell of a shot he just had
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emilystrange wrote:i put him on the subs bench this week.
that was a hell of a shot he just had
I think he bent the post :lol:
& Wimmer scores with one of the finest headers you'll see this season..... in the wrong goal :lol:
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apparently he had a 50p head :D

Kaaane!
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& now the epic, age-old battle between Wenger & his coat zip
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they're not easy, those things.
i've just discovered that Liverpool have a spotify account for their pre match playlists. well i never.
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