GW 11 - deadline Saturday 5th Nov 2pm

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emilystrange wrote:they're not easy, those things.
Last season he needed a bloke with a ladder
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i seem to be doing ok this week again. liverpool player and a man(c) city player....planet dave will be well chuffed :lol:
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Liverpool 5 up now.
Absolutely ripping Watford a new one
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i note none of the liverpool scorers/assisters are called Milner. even if he is in defence.
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milliners make hats dearie :P
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I see now that half the planet has offloaded Ibra, he's got two goals today :lol:
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sorry- stupid mood. :oops:
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daft bugger :D
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Pista wrote:I see now that half the planet has offloaded Ibra, he's got two goals today :lol:
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Pista wrote:I see now that half the planet has offloaded Ibra, he's got two goals today :lol:
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there's always one :lol: :notworthy:
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Only one team with a clean sheet this weekend, which will restrict overall totals a little. Would have been a good GW to have played All Out Attack though.
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Yep. Liverpool conceding lost me 6 points. :evil:
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I see the team with the most points after Saturday has Coutinho/Hazard/Barkley/deBruyne midfield. Quite tasty. If I can had my WildCard I'd be doing a quick copy of that.
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bearskin wrote:I see the team with the most points after Saturday has Coutinho/Hazard/Barkley/deBruyne midfield. Quite tasty. If I can had my WildCard I'd be doing a quick copy of that.
do it anyway before the GW points count in our league.
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i still had ibrahimovitch so 12 pts from him and enough to buy costa from his subsequent sale. 8)

...and i'm 7th from bottom now. ;D
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I'm top of my works' league. So that's something.
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Planet Dave is NOT well pleased, Lee! But not because of some city or scouse muppets, I've come to the conclusion that to do well at this you really do have to put aside personal and sensible concerns, and employ the enemy. I also joined half the planet, toyed with the weekly 'Ibra or aguero? Ibra...or aguero' captaincy debate then thought ah fk it and sold Ibra. I apologise to the team for squandering many points. Saw that looneypool scored 6 and smiled an FPL smile, then watched motd2 and observed neither of my scousers score any of them, the clubfooted gimps. My squad needs an overhaul and the wildcard was spunked weeks back, it's looking like a long trog through winter for Toluca Lake United, shame I can't sign Pyramid Head as centre-forward.
Nice to hear you're heading towards mid-table respectability though Lee, about time you pulled yer finger out :twisted: :lol:
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Planet Dave wrote: Nice to hear you're heading towards mid-table respectability though Lee, about time you pulled yer finger out :twisted: :lol:
thought i'd give some of you bottom-huggers an encouraging start to the season so Johnny didnt be a c**t and give you all the hump. now that problem has solved itself i can stop being a charity case. :P :twisted: :wink:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:...... bottom-huggers......
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
Planet Dave wrote: Nice to hear you're heading towards mid-table respectability though Lee, about time you pulled yer finger out :twisted: :lol:
thought i'd give some of you bottom-huggers an encouraging start to the season so Johnny didnt be a c**t and give you all the hump. now that problem has solved itself i can stop being a charity case. :P :twisted: :wink:
Awww you've been doing it for us!?! Cheers bro ;D
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taking one for the team!
my turn now, it looks like
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jo, had i known you weren't so far above me it wouldn't have bothered me. i had just got used to looking up and seeing your arse directly above me for the last 2 seasons. :lol:
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my commiserations :lol:
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GW11 is officially over, which is just as well because we're all a bit out of breath. Some stunning results and displays of dominance, as well as Hull (described as having to push water uphill after half time) doing the unexpected. Sunderland's win alone took out large areas of the north east. Man U managed to win against Swansea with wotsisface in the stands - perhaps they should try that more often? Ibra and Pogba show some promise, Kane is back scoring and Liverpool flatten everything in their path. Chelsea did quite well too, but given Everton's show, it's hardly surprising.
So how did we fare, we few armchair fanagers? Ups and downs, as always... It was close. 14 points in it. EIB win the GW by 10 points, with BB&S only 4 points behind IGM. Any more of this and we'll be sharing each other's Insette Spikey by accident. IGM are still winning though :twisted:
Here's the very big table:

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You'll note that the overall yellow jersey (still blindingly yellow)
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and the H2H
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stay firmly with Nikolas, though he's there for the catching.
The very big
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goes to The Roker Roar for a very handy 84 points.
Good work, all!

The next GW commences on 19th November so that the big brave lads can throw themselves at each other in the guise of Internationals. Stretchers at the ready!
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