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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Unofficial tourism ad for Australia's Northern Territory hits the web & some people have a problem with that
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That's some fine police work there Lou.
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I have 2 socks packs in my car too :P ;D :urff:
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iesus wrote:I have 2 socks packs in my car too :P ;D :urff:
I never knew about this method until today & given my blower blows anywhere EXCEPT the wndscreen right now, I am adding kitty litter socks to my dashboard today :)
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Best. Headline. Ever.

"Massive sea and cliff rescue operation called off after man is found in pub"

http://www.msn.com/en-ie/news/national/ ... spartanntp
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Well given his love of everything Gold covered why not him self.http://www.nme.com/news/tv/world-reacts ... ium=social
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Pista wrote:
iesus wrote:I have 2 socks packs in my car too :P ;D :urff:
I never knew about this method until today & given my blower blows anywhere EXCEPT the wndscreen right now, I am adding kitty litter socks to my dashboard today :)
it really works... you will see big difference in the car with the previous humidity condition :wink:
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Alex66 wrote:Well given his love of everything Gold covered why not him self.http://www.nme.com/news/tv/world-reacts ... ium=social
Heck yeah. It's all kicking of a wee bit. (see what I did there? :innocent: )
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iesus wrote:I have 2 socks packs in my car too :P ;D :urff:
I never knew about this method until today & given my blower blows anywhere EXCEPT the wndscreen right now, I am adding kitty litter socks to my dashboard today :)
it really works... you will see big difference in the car with the previous humidity condition :wink:
I put one in the car the same day & it worked great :D
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Obama's dog bids farewell. Then things get bitey
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Pista wrote:Obama's dog bids farewell. Then things get bitey
Dog takes from owner, they say :innocent:

Make a second sock pack, you will see better results and last longer ;D
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Who else but....The Doobie Brothers?
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Old & busted: Fake news.
New hotness: Fake arms
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While the rest of the world goes to hell in a hand basket, there is a shining light
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Dear Parent.
While we appreciate that your son has a wonderful imagination and is creative we must let you know that the imaginary superhero he has created cannot be named 'Wildo the Dildo'.
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KitKat pizza anyone?.....Anyone?..... Bueller?.....Bueller?.... :urff:
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I know you'll all be as shocked as I was to read that the leader of UKIP is a lying sack of flange.
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EvilBastard wrote:I know you'll all be as shocked as I was to read that the leader of UKIP is a lying sack of flange.
an obvious lie as i doubt he has ever had any close friends. cunt. :evil:
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It's not the kind of thing that is taken lightly on Merseyside. Four people I knew died at Hillsborough.
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Swinnow wrote:The Bad Bootle Meff never fails to disappoint does he.

It's not the kind of thing that is taken lightly on Merseyside. Four people I knew died at Hillsborough.
3 people i know had tickets for the pen where the deaths occurred; but through the same bollocks-up that over-filled those pens they were herded into the adjacent one. scary eh?
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Swinnow wrote:The Bad Bootle Meff
Perfect name for him :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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but the good news is that true love always finds a way:
http://www.msn.com/en-ie/news/uknews/br ... id=UE12DHP
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EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:but the good news is that true love always finds a way:
http://www.msn.com/en-ie/news/uknews/br ... id=UE12DHP
Daily Mirror wrote:But he decided to bring forward his proposal forward because he wanted to go down on one knee when Paula visited HMP Wakefield.
On one knee? I guess that's as close to a conjugal visit as you're allowed in stir...
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