16/02/17 Billionaire

NEW RULES: One thread per day only. If there's a thread for today already started, post on that. And if there isn't? Then you get to start one. Aren't you the lucky one?
Post Reply
User avatar
Swinnow
Overbomber
Posts: 3551
Joined: 15 Mar 2005, 08:51
Location: In the Gazebo Of Badness, just outside BD3

A Russian spy, a sexual predator and a billionaire walk into a bar..

Barman asks, "What can I get you Mr President?"
....if I have to explain, then you'll never understand....
Top
User avatar
iesus
Overbomber
Posts: 4455
Joined: 15 Mar 2006, 11:15
Location: x-EU

That 3 in 1 Joke how could we apply it with Thatcher ? :lol:
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Top
User avatar
Dan
Overbomber
Posts: 2014
Joined: 25 Sep 2002, 01:00
Location: Leeds

iesus wrote:That 3 in 1 Joke how could we apply it with Thatcher ? :lol:
One of the 3 would have to be a zombie.
Top
User avatar
EvilBastard
Overbomber
Posts: 3933
Joined: 01 Feb 2006, 17:48
Location: Where the Ruined Tower shouts

iesus wrote:That 3 in 1 Joke how could we apply it with Thatcher ? :lol:
Cruella de Ville, Elsa of Arendelle, and a copper-bottomed diamond-encrusted gold-plated iridium-inlaid super King Kamehameha beeatch walked into a bar.

Barman asks, "What can I get you, Mrs. T?"

She answers, "Fuck you, prole - the name's Theresa, and don't you forget it."
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Joke of the Day”