Happy St Patrick's Day

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Hope the O'Heartland contingent enjoy their day 8)
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And for the rest of us, it's Happy "avoid all the drunken dickheads pretending to be Irish" day.

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Happy St Patrick's to those celebrating 8)
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Have a great day all our Irish brothers & sisters :)

although St Patrick was actually born in Wales :innocent:
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Having a quiet one this year as I'm the only one here not suffering from manflu. On the plus side, it's actually a nice change not to have to go somewhere or do something today. :)
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Have a lovely day and looong weekend ... :D ... I guess it's not every year on a Friday ... :) ...
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As Mark well said :)
i will add my best wishes for a good one 8)
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markfiend wrote:And for the rest of us, it's Happy "avoid all the drunken dickheads pretending to be Irish" day.
What he said. It's one of the few days of the year where I actively avoid my local pub, which appears to be hosting the alcohol equivalent of amateur hour. Hipsters, millenials, and their braying trustafarian brethren who, after barely a sniff of barmaid's apron take it upon themselves to sing Dropkick Murphy's songs and wax teary-eyed about "the auld sod" even though the closest to Ireland most of them have ever been is The Hamptons, and I had never realised that Polish and Jewish surnames were so common in Dublin.

A few years ago I decided to don my comedy Orangeman outfit and sally forth, reasoning that if nothing else I would at least get the ever-loving shizz kicked out of me. Nothing doing. Very disappointed I was.
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