The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™

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With dunking the Tim Tams you could get a Wacawave that could drown the Universe
....or am I getting my Timmys mixed up
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million voices wrote:With dunking the Tim Tams you could get a Wacawave that could drown the Universe
....or am I getting my Timmys mixed up

We will soon need a treaty on the non proliferation of biscuits of mass destruction
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Microcosmia wrote:
million voices wrote:With dunking the Tim Tams you could get a Wacawave that could drown the Universe
....or am I getting my Timmys mixed up

We will soon need a treaty on the non proliferation of biscuits of mass destruction
Wouldn't that be mass dunkstruction?
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Pista wrote:
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million voices wrote:With dunking the Tim Tams you could get a Wacawave that could drown the Universe
....or am I getting my Timmys mixed up

We will soon need a treaty on the non proliferation of biscuits of mass destruction
Wouldn't that be mass dunkstruction?

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You are right, it should be. We'd best hope those states stockpiling biccies don't practice dunking.
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I see Emmanuel macaroon has got through to the next selection tin
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million voices wrote:I see Emmanuel macaroon has got through to the next selection tin
:lol: :lol: :lol:

And isn't Marine a biscuit too? http://biscuitdemarine.be/
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... very good

The best I could come up with was Le Penquin so I decided not to bother
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Microcosmia wrote:We will soon need a treaty on the non proliferation of biscuits of mass destruction
Oh, I don't know...

I, for one, would welcome a Mutually Assured Destruction biscuit-based scenario.
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Microcosmia wrote:We will soon need a treaty on the non proliferation of biscuits of mass destruction
Oh, I don't know...

I, for one, would welcome a Mutually Assured Destruction biscuit-based scenario.
At the rate things are going I'd say there's a fair chance you might get your wish

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Hey! It's #worldpenguinday
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Microcosmia wrote:We will soon need a treaty on the non proliferation of biscuits of mass destruction
Oh, I don't know...

I, for one, would welcome a Mutually Assured Destruction biscuit-based scenario.
At the rate things are going I'd say there's a fair chance you might get your wish

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Hmm, what are biscuits like in North Korea?
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Pista wrote:Hey! It's #worldpenguinday
Swinnow wrote:My birthday (shared with J Cruyff RIP) is now complete
It's also World Malaria Day! Er... enjoy, I guess. :eek:
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By rite of alcohol, cake and glorious biscuits I will survive, as long as I don't venture to Parkgate ha ha
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Pista wrote:Hey! It's #worldpenguinday
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I haven't eaten these in sooooo long, after having had them in my lunchbox every day at primary school for 5 years, the appeal to eat them now is somewhat underwhelming :|
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Pista wrote:Hey! It's #worldpenguinday
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I haven't eaten these in sooooo long, after having had them in my lunchbox every day at primary school for 5 years, the appeal to eat them now is somewhat underwhelming :|
They were never high on my preferred list, but now I live where you can't even buy them (without driving all the way to Budapest & tracking some down) I have a hankering for them all of a sudden
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Pista wrote:They were never high on my preferred list, but now I live where you can't even buy them (without driving all the way to Budapest & tracking some down) I have a hankering for them all of a sudden.
You mean, you're...hungary...for some Penguins?
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Pista wrote:They were never high on my preferred list, but now I live where you can't even buy them (without driving all the way to Budapest & tracking some down) I have a hankering for them all of a sudden.
You mean, you're...hungary...for some Penguins?
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Penguins are not for eating! :urff:
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mods! there's a toll in our biscuits!
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emilystrange wrote:mods! there's a toll in our biscuits!
Not anymore :D
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emilystrange wrote:mods! there's a toll in our biscuits!
Not anymore :D
Bootleg biscuits smuggled from mainland ? :innocent:
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iesus wrote:Bootleg biscuits smuggled from mainland ? :innocent:
Presumably they'd have to be ground-shipped. Penguins can't fly...

I'll, er, get my coat.
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UnnaturalDisaster wrote: Penguins can't fly...
That's what they want you to think ;)
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Pista wrote:
UnnaturalDisaster wrote: Penguins can't fly...
That's what they want you to think ;)
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