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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Making an apple crumble
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Tinkering around on t'internet, wishing i was eating Pista's apple crumble.
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Washing my old Ajax shirt for Wednesday night, such a current fashion item in both Leeds and Merseyside :lol:
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hiking for charity. 10 miles in 2 1/4 hrs
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Swinnow wrote:Washing my old Ajax shirt for Wednesday night, such a current fashion item in both Leeds and Merseyside :lol:
i have a number of Ajax/Man U match day scarves you can borrow :innocent:
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paint it black wrote:hiking for charity. 10 miles in 2 1/4 hrs
... :lol: ... KUDOS!!! That's what you call win-win ... ;D ...
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Grooming (poodles)
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paint it black wrote:hiking for charity. 10 miles in 2 1/4 hrs
Sounds pretty high EQ to me :innocent:
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paint it black wrote:i have a number of Ajax/Man U match day scarves you can borrow :innocent:
Ughhh, half and half scarves, hmmmmm. Could you knit me a Sisters / Mish one next time you get your needles out? :lol: 8)
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Watching art's documentaries on you tube drinking various forms of black coffee, smoking cigarettes and making a roast.
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Had a nice chat to a friend. Had my eyebrows waxed then off for a swim at the spa I'm a member of. Off to work at the national Trust shop. Now reading HL and I have a chuckle! :P
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elamanamou wrote:Had a nice chat to a friend. Had my eyebrows waxed then off for a swim at the spa I'm a member of. Off to work at the national Trust shop. Now reading HL and I have a chuckle! :P
We joined the National Trust, gives us places to take the children to.
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You do realise that the National Trust expect you to take the kids home again afterwards, or was that just where me and the former Ms Swinnow went wrong?
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Funny thing happened today. Closed shop ready to cash up when a man knocked on the door's and said is his wife inside!! :lol:
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Never tried that one, mind you she never liked Brimham Rocks as much as the boys did.
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elamanamou wrote:Funny thing happened today. Closed shop ready to cash up when a man knocked on the door's and said is his wife inside!! :lol:
I can think of worse things than being locked in an NT shop. A jar of honey, a picnic rug and a book on sundials and I'd be set for the night.
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Celebrating another European trophy.
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Planet Dave wrote:Celebrating another European trophy.
Not as good as fourth place though :kiss: :roll: :innocent:
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...racing formula one cars, pissed off my face, using the new steering wheel i bought for my PC. :twisted:
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just got back from a rare saturday afternoon in town.....and i had a great time!


new nike: £31 reduced from £57
first 2 game of thrones novels from charity shop: £2.50 the pair
big box of noodles with garlic chicken and black bean sauce chicken - £4
chatted up by a female who wasnt retarded/blind/ancient who hadn't met me before (which means she was purely going on my "good" (lol) looks not my brilliiant wit : free!

well worth the fact that the place was crawling with [s] pigs [/s] [s] police [/s] pigs toting sub-machine guns. :roll:
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Pigs with guns - purely security theatre.

I'm not an expert, but if I was building a suicide bomb, I'd have it on a dead man's switch so that if I was shot it would go off.
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remember the olden days of irish republicanism? didnt they mostly attack police/military targets before slaughtering schoolchildren? perhaps the cunt-stabulary are doing it out of the kindness of their hearts... :roll:
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And they gave warnings so that generally it was just property damage
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Vacuuming, doing laundry, doing dishes, proofreading, etc. My effin' back and neck are killing me! Grrrrrr! :evil:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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