Smurphs 2.6.18 instead of 7.7.18

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Next gig announced today, which of course I will attend as I may have had something to do with the timing. :oops:

Please note that this exact day is one of my birthdays. One ending in zero.

You've had over a year's notice.

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Yes miss.

I'm sorry I missed the last one. The dog ate my gym kit.
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if i'd known we were all meant to be wearing gym kit i'd have come :D
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I might just about be able to get my arse in gear for that one.
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UnnaturalDisaster wrote:I might just about be able to get my arse in gear for that one.
....does that mean my lift is sorted? :innocent: :P :kiss:
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I've decided after watching the Smurphs again on Saturday that Paddy is in fact, not human.
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wearing white in that room was brave, not to mention impractical
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Really - that far away? So much time for musicsl differences to intervene. And I think I just missed them at their peak.
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date's been changed :(
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emilystrange wrote:date's been changed :(
2019 now?
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Difficulties with the new album?
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Sorting out their version of Far Parade?
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2019?
does that mean I can be 49 twice?
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emilystrange wrote:2019?
does that mean I can be 49 twice?
That makes.....er..... 98 right?
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Pista wrote:
emilystrange wrote:2019?
does that mean I can be 49 twice?
That makes.....er..... 98 right?
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you are SO lucky you're in Hungary.
and if you don't turn up to the do, whenever it is, you're deader than the 'presents' doppel and snorkel brought me yesterday.
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:eek:

I'll bake a really big cake now


to fit all those candles on

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my cats are talking to your cat about this.
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Oh that's what Basil's doing.
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watch yourself.
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where's the like button?
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mh wrote:Sorting out their version of Far Parade?
I knew that chord would bugger them up :lol: :lol:
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Sorry about the date hoo ha Em...... I am but a fool who didnt check properly with his bass player :(
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So when is it, really? I have one of those birthdays coming up, meself... :eek: :innocent: :urff: ;D
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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