Everton Vs the Red Filth

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I apologise for once again polluting this site with football nonsense, but...

COME ON EVERTON! BEAT THE CHEATING RED FILTH FROM SCUMCHESTER!

Had to get that out of my system.

my prediction is 2-1 to the blues.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

suck satan's cock, goat boy loser :twisted:

same as it ever was!
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unlucky.

and we got f*cked over again, as is the norm these days... :urff:
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Watch the language quiffy please.....

;)

WE ARE NOW FOURTH BTW :)

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Thought we were in for a repeat of the midweek game but old Ruudy saved the day 8)

UTD RULE!!! :notworthy:
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reverberater wrote:UTD RULE!!! :notworthy:
Yeah the world of scoring in the last minute like they always do the flukey gits. :x :x :x
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Sunsonic wrote:
reverberater wrote:UTD RULE!!! :notworthy:
Yeah the world of scoring in the last minute like they always do the flukey gits. :x :x :x
If i scored as many times i wouldn't be complaining :wink:
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How we laughed at Prenton Park when the full time score from Everton was anounced. :lol: :lol: :D

At least we got a point against the mighty??? Blackpool.
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Thought we'd chucked it away, but up pops the Ruud boy. Natural feelings of superiority resume. :lol:
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snowey wrote:How we laughed at Prenton Park when the full time score from Everton was anounced. :lol: :lol: :D

At least we got a point against the mighty??? Blackpool.
Thanks Snowey, You've cheered me up.
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Not a problem. Glad I put a smile on your face coz being an Ev*&ton fan you don't get many chances to smile. :D


"Don't be mistaken and don't be misled, we are not scousers were from Birkenhead, you can F&*k your cathedral and your Pier Head, coz we are not Scousers were from Birkenhead"
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That's what we like to see. Scousers battling it out with each other. Saves us Mancs a job :lol:
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snowey wrote: "Don't be mistaken and don't be misled, we are not scousers were from Birkenhead, you can F&*k your cathedral and your Pier Head, coz we are not Scousers were from Birkenhead"
That chant doesn't seem right. There should be a diferent fourth verse - repeating the first verse just doesn't sound right, somehow.
not bad though for a group of escaped circus chimps (i.e. Tranmere's support).


reverberater wrote:That's what we like to see. Scousers battling it out with each other. Saves us Mancs a job :lol:
There's not a manc alive who could take on a scouser.
Mancs are a bunch of whinging, self-obsessed show-offs.
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:lol: :lol: ChampiOnies 8)
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Reveb.... Are you a true Manc or one of them plastic ones from Plymouth or Bournemouth?? :lol:

I was always told that if you were born in Manchester you should support City?? Is this not right??

And there is a stretch of water between Birkenhead and Liverpool or didn't you bother going to geography lessons at your school.

As for Blackie..... What songs do the Blue s**t sing?? "If you know your history" I always thought that that was a Celtic song? Are you reduced to nicking songs now as well as hub caps?
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Oh dear. Just as well my lot snagged a last-gasp equaliser at Watford or I'd have to join in this bitch slap.

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paint it black wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

suck satan's cock, goat boy loser :twisted:

same as it ever was!
Couldn't put it better myself. :notworthy: :notworthy:
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