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Things not to do with fireworks #23,495,563: Taking out a bees' nest
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Pista wrote:Things not to do with fireworks #23,495,563: Taking out a bees' nest
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Reminds me of 'things not to do with white spirit'

In my early teens, went to a barbecue, all going well until the adults left, turned into a drunken mess, and then someone decided to put white spirit on the barbecue - RIP neighbours fence! :lol: :lol:
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Charlie wrote: and then someone decided to put white spirit on the barbecue - RIP neighbours fence! :lol: :lol:
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Charlie wrote:
Pista wrote:Things not to do with fireworks #23,495,563: Taking out a bees' nest
:lol:

Reminds me of 'things not to do with white spirit'

In my early teens, went to a barbecue, all going well until the adults left, turned into a drunken mess, and then someone decided to put white spirit on the barbecue - RIP neighbours fence! :lol: :lol:
i have a genuine newspaper cutting on my living room wall headlined "Killed -proving white spirit 'isn't flammable' " telling the jolly story of some 30+ year old male who was arguing with his friend to the point of whether white spirit was indeed flammable. so adamant was he that it wasnt he drenched himself in it and dropped a lit match on himself..... :roll:
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Pista wrote:If you're an officer attending a scene where a man has doused himself in petrol, the taser is not the best option
If he'd been black he'd probably have just been shot dead.
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RIP the Great Barrier Reef clicky. :evil: :(
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Meanwhile, in Washington DC, even the robots have had enough
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Pista wrote:Meanwhile, in Washington DC, even the robots have had enough
:lol: :lol: Still some progress to be made before Skynet takes over i think...
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Pista wrote:Meanwhile, in Washington DC, even the robots have had enough
Marvin?
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Pista wrote:Meanwhile, in Washington DC, even the robots have had enough
Marvin?
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I wish I'd thought of that :notworthy:
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Pista wrote:Meanwhile, in Washington DC, even the robots have had enough
Marvin?
I thought it looked more like a turret from Portal, and that it had decided to end it all after learning that the cake is, indeed, a lie.
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Argh don't bring the biscuit thread in here! :lol:
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Scalpel.......clamp......suction......guitar.......wait! What?
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few years older, but here's different dude plays banjo during brain surgery
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Bartek wrote:few years older, but here's different dude plays banjo during brain surgery
Aye. It's pretty weird though. But what really got me was the nurse at front right of the photo
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So, are we Brits eccentric or just a bunch of Nutters... :P
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Charlie wrote:So, are we Brits eccentric or just a bunch of Nutters... :P
I think the aquafresh cake is my fave on that list. :lol:
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