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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Charlie wrote:So, are we Brits eccentric or just a bunch of Nutters... :P
I think the aquafresh cake is my fave on that list. :lol:
Yes! - that and the vegetable throwing locals! :lol: :lol:
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Charlie wrote:
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Charlie wrote:So, are we Brits eccentric or just a bunch of Nutters... :P
I think the aquafresh cake is my fave on that list. :lol:
Yes! - that and the vegetable throwing locals! :lol: :lol:
I love it! :lol:

I actually genuinely laughed out loud - oops I'm at work!
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Instead of containing potato chips, package contained king cobra. Would not buy again.
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Pista wrote:Instead of containing potato chips, package contained king cobra. Would not buy again.
Relevant XKCD:
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:lol: :notworthy:
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Being645 wrote:Trump trampling again ... :? ...
At this rate I'm half expecting to see his Secret Service guards take the same way out as Caligula's Praetorians did...
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or maybe "hoping" rather than "expecting" :lol:
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One (other) alarming thing about all this is that the US military spends 10 times more on erect!le dysfunction than transgender care.
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Norwegian Islamophobes vent their disgust at...*shakes magic 8-ball*...bus seats
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Pista wrote:Norwegian Islamophobes vent their disgust at...*shakes magic 8-ball*...bus seats
hilarious, sad and scary all at once. :?
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Surely no-one will have a problem with this......will they?
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Good luck with that symbol in Western world and northern hemisphere.
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Apparently people need reminding
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Pista wrote:Apparently people need reminding
:eek:
Thank god i've finished my dinner
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Charlie wrote:
Pista wrote:Apparently people need reminding
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Thank god i've finished my dinner
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
It didn't have coconut in did it? :lol:
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Pista wrote:
Charlie wrote:
Pista wrote:Apparently people need reminding
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Thank god i've finished my dinner
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
It didn't have coconut in did it? :lol:
No! Good job i'm not a fan of coconut, i shan't look at one in the same way again! :eek: :lol:
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No! Good job i'm not a fan of coconut, i shan't look at one in the same way again! :eek: :lol:
B...b...but they're cute. & what's more
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Don't click the link until you've formed a mental image of what this gentleman must look like: America’s Oldest Living Drug Advice Columnist Tells All.

Admit it: he looks exactly like you thought he would.
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sultan2075 wrote:Don't click the link until you've formed a mental image of what this gentleman must look like: America’s Oldest Living Drug Advice Columnist Tells All.

Admit it: he looks exactly like you thought he would.
:lol:
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sultan2075 wrote:Don't click the link until you've formed a mental image of what this gentleman must look like: America’s Oldest Living Drug Advice Columnist Tells All.

Admit it: he looks exactly like you thought he would.
Fascinating article, many thanks.
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My browser won't load this link - it's not another Skin Flute related piece is it!? :innocent: :twisted:
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My browser won't load this link - it's not another Skin Flute related piece is it!? :innocent: :twisted:
Oh no. It's a proper trombone fondling :)
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