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PostPost #826  Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

A spokesperson from Google said, "We take user privacy and security very seriously at Google, and we're reviewing the claims made about dolphins hijacking voice activated devices."
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PostPost #827  Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

You're facing the wrath of a storm the size of France. What are you gonna do? Shoot at it of course
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PostPost #828  Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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You're facing the wrath of a storm the size of France. What are you gonna do? Shoot at it of course


Just...What?! Wierded Out

Yet, i am not surprised Rolling Eyes
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PostPost #829  Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Creepy selfish Piano man forced to stop his blackmail due probably to bad playing piano
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PostPost #830  Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

iesus wrote:
Creepy selfish Piano man forced to stop his blackmail due probably to bad playing piano


Laughing
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PostPost #831  Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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Creepy selfish Piano man forced to stop his blackmail due probably to bad playing piano

At least the comments show some sign of a heart and a brain.
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PostPost #832  Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Your dog wants steak to eat your toes while you sleep

**Not safe for lunch photos**
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PostPost #833  Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Pista wrote:
Your dog wants steak to eat your toes while you sleep

**Not safe for lunch photos**


Cruel chiuahuas Wierded Out
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PostPost #834  Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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Cruel chiuahuas Wierded Out


Mexican hell-hounds Smile
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PostPost #835  Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

iesus wrote:
Pista wrote:
Your dog wants steak to eat your toes while you sleep

**Not safe for lunch photos**


Cruel chiuahuas Wierded Out


At keast cats have the decency to wait until you're dead before they eat you...
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PostPost #836  Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

EvilBastard wrote:


At keast cats have the decency to wait until you're dead before they eat you...


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PostPost #837  Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

So farewell Cassini, a valiant traveller to distant shores.
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PostPost #838  Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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So farewell Cassini, a valiant traveller to distant shores.


Isn't that amazing? 30 years old tech & 13 of them orbiting Saturn.
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PostPost #839  Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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markfiend wrote:
So farewell Cassini, a valiant traveller to distant shores.


Isn't that amazing? 30 years old tech & 13 of them orbiting Saturn.


I suspect they couldn't do that with any Micr*s*ft windows operation system It wasn't me... Laughing
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PostPost #840  Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Meanwhile in Catalonia...
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PostPost #841  Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Drug dealer who was late for court hearing didn't really think her cunning plan through.
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PostPost #842  Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Twitter doubles the chances of World War 3 being started by a single tweet
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PostPost #843  Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Donkey 0 : 1 Giant carrot
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PostPost #844  Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

This is no justice. Making pranks to innocent donkeys with expensive cars Confused
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PostPost #845  Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

iesus wrote:
This is no justice. Making pranks to innocent donkeys with expensive cars Confused


I know. What an a$$
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PostPost #846  Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Stop me if you've heard this one before, but another "Pro-life" congressman suggests his mistress should have an abortion.

I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning Mr. Green
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PostPost #847  Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 12:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Nothing new, nothing suprising.
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PostPost #848  Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 12:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Let's have a little look at what happens when you call Siri a f**k trumpet
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PostPost #849  Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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Let's have a little look at what happens when you call Siri a f**k trumpet


Or ask her "Mac Or PC?" Smile

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PostPost #850  Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

i taught Cortana to say "fuck my juicy cunt" and when i asked her what my name was she would say "big horny cock monster" Twisted Evil
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