Nicking this from todays Metro

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Take a look around
At what technology was found
Is it what we need
Or are we killing the seed
Dictated by the screen
No more following your dreams
The world's becoming a difficult place to leave

C
Do do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do, this is insania
Do do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do, this is insania

Cloning will diverse
Ageing will reverse
Insanity is slowly, creeping into our lives, yeah
Where is yesterday, cause people ain't the same
Have we lost the faith or have we lost our minds
Where are we going
Does anyone care? Hold on to real love
There's so much to share

Repeat chorus (until bored) :lol: :lol:

All we need to do is get Von in a jungle with a barbie doll and perhapes he can create something this fantastic!!!! :roll:
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Looks like new model army lyrics.
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LMAO. Almost!!
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Peter Andre called it "insania" from "insanity" and "mania". If he'd used the other halves of the words, it would have been "manity". A far better song title IMO.
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Yeah, but he's obviously a genius, as 'insania' isn't in the dictionary........But you STILL know what it means!!!! Now that's clever!!!!
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Sexygoth wrote:LMAO. Almost!!
Yes. Almost is best: one's arse is always best kept about one's person.

But I am serious. NMA do it and it's a cutting indictment of the world we live in. Peter Andre does it and it is page 3 of the Metro.

Now personally, I'm with the Metro and your bottom on this one, because i think that mediocrity trying to make a serious point doesn't work (hence everyone laughing at it). But when my good (sadly departed) friend clucking belle said something similar about the fields of the nephilm his bottom took a kicking. Wearing black clothes doesn't validate mediocrity.

She stares at the screen, at the little words of green
Tries to do remember what to do next
There's a trace of frustration that crosses her face
Searching for the key she should press
And I would help her if I only know how
But these things are a mystery to me too
And it seems that the Corporate eyes they are watching
She fears for her job and the moments are passing
I stare at her nametag and I think to myself
Both you and I, we never asked for any of this

Do do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do, this is insania
Do do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do, this is insania

So let's take a walk up past the chemical works
Where the sky turns green at night
And we'll talk about getting away from here
Some different kind of life
But even in the freshest mountain air
The jet fighters practise overhead
And they're drilling these hills for uranium deposits
And they'll bury the waste for our children to inherit
And though this is all done for our own benefit,
I swear we never asked for any of this

Do do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do, this is insania
Do do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do, this is insania

(shalalala)

This golden age of communication
Means everyone talks at the same time
And liberty just means the freedom to exploit
Any weakness that you can find
Turn off the TV just for a while
Let us whisper to each other instead
And we'll hope that the Corporate ears do not listen
Lest we find ourselves committing some kind of treason
And filed in the tapes without rhyme, without reason
While they tell us that it's all for our own protection,
I swear we never asked for any of this
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You must make an MP3 of the shalalala bit and distribute it for all to hear!
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Another of my favourite albums RUINED! I'll never be able to listen to 'Thunder & Consolation' again! You git :lol:

Yeah...you're right. It IS utter bobbins :twisted:
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Carrie wrote:Another of my favourite albums RUINED! I'll never be able to listen to 'Thunder & Consolation' again! You git :lol:

Yeah...you're right. It IS utter bobbins :twisted:
If it helps, I am happy to lend you a couple of my lighthouse family cds. S'long as you promise to return them.
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23,000 matches for Insania on Google.

You can even get the ring tone
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markfiend wrote:...If he'd used the other halves of the words, it would have been "manity".
Hehehe. That would've been *much* cuter. See? :wink:

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LMAO!!! ;D :notworthy:

Sorry, folks - couldn't resist! :roll: :oops:
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I just wish one of those spiders had really sunk its teeth in.
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SINsister wrote:
markfiend wrote:...If he'd used the other halves of the words, it would have been "manity".
Hehehe. That would've been *much* cuter. See? :wink:

Image

LMAO!!! ;D :notworthy:

Sorry, folks - couldn't resist! :roll: :oops:

That looks like me on my way to breakfast
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Candover Premiere wrote:She stares at the screen, at the little words of green
What sort of computer/terminal does this gimp have?
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I want a manatee, dagnabbit! It could live in the bathtub. ;D :innocent:
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Maybe Heartland could club together and adopt one.

Quiffy?
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Ed Rhombus wrote:Maybe Heartland could club together and adopt one.

Quiffy?
Now this really IS going to freak you out. Was that really a challenge, Ed?

http://www.savethemanatee.org/adoptpag.htm
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Gripper wrote:
Ed Rhombus wrote:Maybe Heartland could club together and adopt one.

Quiffy?
Now this really IS going to freak you out. Was that really a challenge, Ed?

http://www.savethemanatee.org/adoptpag.htm
awwwww..... and with the current exchange rates, it would only cost about a fiver! :D ;)
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Quiff Boy wrote: awwwww..... and with the current exchange rates, it would only cost about a fiver! :D ;)
The question is, what would we call it?
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eldo? von?

patsy?

:innocent:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
patsy?

:innocent:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

that's cruel.....I noticed that one of the adopted manatees was called 'Ginger'.....
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MrChris wrote:I just wish one of those spiders had really sunk its teeth in.
A spider did - it was called "Jordan" ;-)
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Why don't we call it - Big Grey Aquatic Beastie That Looks Like A Cross Between a Porpoise And A Really Big Fat Seal?
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Red Sunsets wrote:Why don't we call it - Big Grey Aquatic Beastie That Looks Like A Cross Between a Porpoise And A Really Big Fat Seal?
Because that's Robert Maxwell.
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