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Candover Premiere
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Dyson DC07 with root cyclone (tm) technology.

300 airwatts suction power, 4000cc bin capacity.

Suck on that, baby.
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:lol:
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Yeah, but is it purple & black & called Motorhead?

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I you cant plug it into an amp or a PC what bloody good is it to anybody!

;)

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Padstar wrote:I you cant plug it into an amp or a PC what bloody good is it to anybody!

;)

Paddy.
Who says you can't plug a hoover into an amp? Sheesh.
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Carrie wrote:Yeah, but is it purple & black & called Motorhead?

<buffs fingernails on lapels>
It is purple, has a helmet, and answers to the name of Darth.

Choose your next reply carefully, Carrie Bobbins.
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:notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

I've got the youth of today reading over my shoulder again. It's saying 'Ooooh! Are you talking to the scary goth people again, Miss?'

I'd've thought you could plug a beast like that into just about *anything*, young man...[/i]
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Dyson DC05 Motorhead Vacuum Cleaner

It's the ducks nuts I tell you

Lock and load!
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Candover Premiere wrote:Dyson DC07 with root cyclone (tm) technology.

300 airwatts suction power, 4000cc bin capacity.

Suck on that, baby.
Is that the red and purple jobby? I've got one of them too, great for scaring the cats :)
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Carrie wrote:

I'd've thought you could plug a beast like that into just about *anything*, young man...[/i]
*Chest puffed out*

Although I prefer to send hans solo in first.
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Carrie
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Ed Rhombus wrote:Image

Dyson DC05 Motorhead Vacuum Cleaner

It's the ducks nuts I tell you

Lock and load!
Doesn't look quite so sexy since we've filled it with hamster poo...
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Dysons are pants.

Electrolux rules. Especially my little yellow 'The Boss' one.
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[quote="Carrie"]

Doesn't look quite so sexy since we've filled it with hamster poo...[/quote]

Sheez. I'm deflated. Talk about taking the wind out of a hoover's sails.
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Candover Premiere wrote:
Carrie wrote:
Doesn't look quite so sexy since we've filled it with hamster poo...
Sheez. I'm deflated. Talk about taking the wind out of a hoover's sails.
Dam ;D


...and shouldn't that be sales. Mr Dyson would like to think so. All safely tucked up in his lil' Chinese Factory :evil:
Goths have feelings too
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CorpPunk wrote:
Padstar wrote:I you cant plug it into an amp or a PC what bloody good is it to anybody!

;)

Paddy.
Who says you can't plug a hoover into an amp? Sheesh.
Spacemen 3 made a career of it!!!
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mh wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:
Padstar wrote:I you cant plug it into an amp or a PC what bloody good is it to anybody!

;)

Paddy.
Who says you can't plug a hoover into an amp? Sheesh.
Spacemen 3 made a career of it!!!
Good point, well made.
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Ditto
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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Is it a prop left over from Alien? it doesn't look of this planet.
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This "Vacuum Cleaner" thread Sucks ;-)

Why do I have to be the one to point that out!

When are Dyson going to design a vacuum cleaner based around a Vampire theme - it could be Black and Blood Red! :-)
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mine's an electrolux "boss" widetrack, in black. natch ;)

http://www.ciao.co.uk/Electrolux_Boss__73441
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AndyTheGoth wrote:This "Vacuum Cleaner" thread Sucks ;-)
And move their ops back to the UK :evil:
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Red Sunsets wrote:Is it a prop left over from Alien? it doesn't look of this planet.
That could explain why Carrie never goes near it!
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Hoovers? Live in dirt.

It stops getting worse after the first 6 months.
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