Two eggs in a pan

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EraserHead
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Please, Iv'e only just got here' and its nice and warm! Two eggs boiling in a saucepan. One male, One female She turns to him, and says "Look Ive got a crack!" He replies," No point in telling me, I'm not even hard yet!"

Do I need to get my coat? :innocent:
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:oops:
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LOL very funny.

and welcome
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Thanks, for the welcome! Thought I'd make the effort on the first post.
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umm, i liked it ;D

:urff: :lol:

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Welcome to Heartland, EraserHead! Oh - and that was quite naughty of you, by the way! ;) :D
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They are in no way as good as my jokes though!!!
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Cause it was dead

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

Cause he was stapled to the first monkey

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

Cause he thought it was a game


See?? It just doesn't compare.............
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EraserHead
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I can only blame Absinthe for that one!
SG! Youre quite right, although I think I read it not too far away from here :wink:
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EraserHead wrote:I can only blame Absinthe for that one!
SG! Youre quite right, although I think I read it not too far away from here :wink:
@ EraserHead :notworthy:

"Absinthe" :eek: - A "Heartlander" who 'understands' ;-)

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