Nicking this from todays Metro

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Gripper wrote:
Red Sunsets wrote:Why don't we call it - Big Grey Aquatic Beastie That Looks Like A Cross Between a Porpoise And A Really Big Fat Seal?
Because that's Robert Maxwell.
nah, the mannywatsit can swim ;)
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Gripper wrote:Because that's Robert Maxwell.
Showing your age there Gripper :lol:
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Red Sunsets wrote:
Gripper wrote:Because that's Robert Maxwell.
Showing your age there Gripper :lol:
Bloody hell! Can't I go one day without someone throwing the 'Old Git' card in my direction? :P :eek:
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Back to the real issue...this definetely won't fit in yer bath Emily.

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LOL!!! All together now - awwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Everytime I look at the manatee photos, I burst into fits of giggles... Why can't someone make football-sized manatees? Then we *all* could have one living in the bathtub! W00tw00t!!! ;D :eek: :roll: :kiss: :notworthy: :von:
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.....and why is that diver attacking it with a mallet?
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Because he wants to be loved.

He wants Sinsister to say how cute he is.
He wants to live in Emily's bath
He wants to be adopted by Heartland
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