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...or secondary modern?

Chicken or fish?
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Secondary modern
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Different names for school types here.

Chicken.

Don't like fish, nasty smelly things with boggly eyes.
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I don't like fish either..........food of the devil, a little bit like carrots
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mh wrote:Different names for school types here.

Chicken.

Don't like fish, nasty smelly things with boggly eyes.
It's the boggly eyes that make fish so ace to eat! The bones sticking through your oesophagus can be a pain, though.
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Grammar, then it merged with the Secondary Modern after a year and became a comprehensive. My old primary school mates stood at the other end of the playground eyeing me with suspicion. Scarred me for life.

As for fish, I always used to love walking through the fish market in Leeds, though would never have known what to do with any of them. Seafood on the other hand... Always bring a dressed crab back when we go to Brid.
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Not too fond of the way they open and close their mouths going "gloop... gloop... gloop..." either. And you can see through some of them too!!! Ugh. To be perfectly honest, they give me the heebeejeebies.
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I'm hungry now, but I can't eat fish (or chicken, really, unless it's day-old KFC) at ten o'clock in the morning. This thread is torture.
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one hour to dinner around these parts!
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Once again, my friend--wikkid avatar!
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CorpPunk wrote:Once again, my friend--wikkid avatar!
;D ;D
just a bit miffed I only got one comment about yeterday's one :roll:
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And in my experience it's true what they say about battered fish down south. Could never stand the stuff til I came to Leeds. It's all about beef dripping apparently.
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Thrash Harry wrote:And in my experience it's true what they say about battered fish down south. Could never stand the stuff til I came to Leeds. It's all about beef dripping apparently.
:eek: On fish? Really?!
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So I'm told. Been many a Hindu's undoing.
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comprehensive, and neither ;)

and yes there is a repulsive tendency oop north to cook one's chips and one's battered fish in beef dripping, otherwise known as lard. you can always tell the chip shops that use lard rather than veggie oil as the air within 500 yards of the shop is greasy and stinks! :urff: and all the assistants have awful skin. :roll:

go figure ;)
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Quiff Boy wrote:comprehensive, and neither ;)

and yes there is a repulsive tendency oop north to cook one's chips and one's battered fish in beef dripping, otherwise known as lard. you can always tell the chip shops that use lard rather than veggie oil as the air within 500 yards of the shop is greasy and stinks! :urff: and all the assistants have awful skin. :roll:

go figure ;)
...and if (like I) you live within 500 yards of a lardy chippy, then when the wind is in the wrong direction, you have to keep the windows shut :urff:
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y'know........I WAS hungry
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markfiend wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:comprehensive, and neither ;)

and yes there is a repulsive tendency oop north to cook one's chips and one's battered fish in beef dripping, otherwise known as lard. you can always tell the chip shops that use lard rather than veggie oil as the air within 500 yards of the shop is greasy and stinks! :urff: and all the assistants have awful skin. :roll:

go figure ;)
...and if (like I) you live within 500 yards of a lardy chippy, then when the wind is in the wrong direction, you have to keep the windows shut :urff:
yep. bloody awful stuff :urff:
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Sexygoth wrote:y'know........I WAS hungry
trust me, we've done you a favour ;)
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you calling me fat????
lol
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Sexygoth wrote:you calling me fat????
lol
nope, but you really don't want greasy skin do you? :roll:
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well thats a bloody good job, didn't want to have to slap you upside the head!
Was hungry in general, not for lard butties or owt!!!!
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markfiend wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:comprehensive, and neither ;)

and yes there is a repulsive tendency oop north to cook one's chips and one's battered fish in beef dripping, otherwise known as lard. you can always tell the chip shops that use lard rather than veggie oil as the air within 500 yards of the shop is greasy and stinks! :urff: and all the assistants have awful skin. :roll:

go figure ;)
...and if (like I) you live within 500 yards of a lardy chippy, then when the wind is in the wrong direction, you have to keep the windows shut :urff:
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Pure bloody genius!!!
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Quiff Boy wrote: and yes there is a repulsive tendency oop north to cook one's chips and one's battered fish in beef dripping, otherwise known as lard. you can always tell the chip shops that use lard rather than veggie oil as the air within 500 yards of the shop is greasy and stinks! :urff: and all the assistants have awful skin. :roll:

go figure ;)
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Anyone ever had a battered Mars Bar? anygood?
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