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Nope burger anyone? :urff:
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Pista wrote:Nope burger anyone? :urff:
No. No. No. No. No!
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Pista wrote:Nope burger anyone? :urff:
No. No. No. No. No!
On candy-stripe legs, the spiiiiiiiider-man comes! :urff:
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Very Angry Badger wreaks havoc on Scottish tourism industry.

Craignethan Castle, and a not particularly angry looking young badger:
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EvilBastard wrote:Very Angry Badger wreaks havoc on Scottish tourism industry.

Craignethan Castle, and a not particularly angry looking young badger:
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EvilBastard wrote:Very Angry Badger wreaks havoc on Scottish tourism industry.

Craignethan Castle, and a not particularly angry looking young badger:
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Are these badgers also dancing to Lucretia as per the guys in this thread?! :

https://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=26689

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Charlie wrote: Are these badgers also dancing to Lucretia as per the guys in this thread?! :

https://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=26689

:lol: :lol:
Haha. Nope. It's this old HL fave
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markfiend wrote:MUSHROOM
I understand from National Trust For Scotland that the badger had resorted to living under the castle because there wasn't mushroom in the local woodland.
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markfiend wrote:MUSHROOM
I understand from National Trust For Scotland that the badger had resorted to living under the castle because there wasn't mushroom in the local woodland.
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Hey label department!
You had one job
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Pista wrote:Hey label department!
You had one job
Well for some brands of sausages, that's probably an accurate description!

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You had one job
Well for some brands of sausages, that's probably an accurate description!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
... :lol: :notworthy: ... thinking of that I shall keep away from sausage for another few weeks ...
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When entering a wildlife photography competition, the "life" part of the word "wildlife" is quite important
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The New York Time calls Yorkshire puddings "fluffy pancakes", Ee bah gum! Some folks 'ave a chuffin' problem with that
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Pista wrote:The New York Time calls Yorkshire puddings "fluffy pancakes", Ee bah gum! Some folks 'ave a chuffin' problem with that
:eek: sacrilege!

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Pista wrote:The New York Time calls Yorkshire puddings "fluffy pancakes", Ee bah gum! Some folks 'ave a chuffin' problem with that
:lol: but also :roll:
i saw that cunt piers morgan going on about this. he was being all flag-waving and anti-american about it, but looked like someone had suggested eating a lumpy spunk sandwich when one viewer said how delicious they are with jam on. f**king southern blouse. :roll:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote: f**king southern blouse. :roll:
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