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20/04/2018 Extreme heat warning for goths

 
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PostPost #1  Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 1:51 pm    Post subject: 20/04/2018 Extreme heat warning for goths Reply with quote Back to top

HOT SUMMER ‘COULD WIPE OUT GOTH POPULATION’

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While some Goths are expected to hibernate until the weather gives everyone less to be cheerful about, there are fears that some could spontaneously combust in the summer sun leaving behind only a pair of smoking 18-hole Dr Martens.


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PostPost #2  Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

And the site is NewsBiscuit - coincidence?
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PostPost #3  Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:
And the site is NewsBiscuit - coincidence?


I will admit to looking for a news site dedicated to biscuits for the thread Embarassed
But I happened to see The Blogging Goth tweet this story & i couldn't pass it up.
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PostPost #4  Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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PostPost #5  Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Pista wrote:

I will admit to looking for a news site dedicated to biscuits for the thread Embarassed


Our hardworking investigator Pista, dedicated to bringing us the latest biscuit news. We are not worthy! We are not worthy!
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PostPost #6  Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Charlie wrote:

Our hardworking investigator Pista, dedicated to bringing us the latest biscuit news. We are not worthy! We are not worthy!

Gotta be better than watching Palace lol :-p
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PostPost #7  Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Swinnow wrote:
Charlie wrote:

Our hardworking investigator Pista, dedicated to bringing us the latest biscuit news. We are not worthy! We are not worthy!

Gotta be better than watching Palace lol :-p


I'll not mention Wet Broom & the "dry pitch" & the 2 goal lead It wasn't me...
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PostPost #8  Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

That is almost kind, I had nearly forgotten Crystabul a few years back. Mwah x
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PostPost #9  Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

http://newsthump.com/2018/04/23/daily-express-wanks-itself-dry-as-princess-dianas-grandson-is-born-on-saint-georges-day/
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