03/05/2018 - Goth Tomatoes

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iesus
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And some original joke, as it came this morning when i saw a post about goth tomatoes...


Father Dougal: I read an article about goth's tomatoes, that goth's tomatoes are blacker than any other tomatoes.

Father Ted: That's right. Sometimes you see goth people growing apparently black tomatoes, but if you look closely, they are really very, very, very very dark red.
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;D :lol:
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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